Episode 150: Special: "Happy Deathiversary" (TITLE REFERENCE: A spoof to the saying "Happy Anniversary".)
Round 1
- Way to Die #417: DestRoid (a.k.a. Steroid Destroyed) On October 24, 2003, in Seattle, WA. A body builder who uses anabolic steroids and human growth hormones on a daily basis dies of a heart attack due to cardiomyopathy caused by the steroids.
- Way to Die #301: Sucked Offed (a.k.a. Son of a Leech) On February 3, 2000, in Amarillo, TX. An escaped female convict named Carmen, hides from police for forty-five minutes in a 55 °F (13 °C) lake full of leeches. When she comes out of the water, she is too weak to move from hypothermia and blood loss, and dies of exposure.
- Way to Die #622: Brain Worms (a.k.a. Es-Scar-Gooed) On December 21, 1978, in San Francisco, CA. A couple eat live snails and ingest "Angiostrongylus cantonensis", parasites that travel through their bloodstreams to their brains, where they feed on their brain matter until the couple dies (with the man telling his girlfriend that he's a closet homosexual just before the two die).
Round 2
- Way to Die #120: Grateful Bed (a.k.a. Music Jammed) On November 7, 2008, in Hollywood, CA. A wannabe musician named Joey, who is about to be evicted evades his incredibly angry landlord by hiding behind his Murphy bed. After the landlord leaves, he finds that he is stuck behind the bed and no one can hear his screams for help due to him soundproofing his apartment with empty egg cartons and he eventually suffocates.
- Way to Die #118: Blown Job (a.k.a. Caff-Fiend) On April 21, 2001, in La Jolla, CA. A woman who is addicted to energy drinks attempts to get a promotion at her job, but her sexist (and unbeknownst to her, bisexual) boss will only give her the promotion if she performs fellatio on him. She refuses (despite tolerating his other acts of sexual harassment) and, in disgust, guzzles down multiple energy drinks. When she sees a new male employee get the promotion by doing what she would not do, she immediately gets angry and furiously confronts her boss. Her anger, combined with extreme amounts of caffeine, causes her to go into cardiac arrest from a caffeine overdose.
- Way to Die #116: Shanks for the Memories (a.k.a. Golf Coarse) On June 19, 2009, in Atlanta, GA. A disgruntle, "has-been" golf star and her husband spend their days getting drunk, fighting, and insulting each other at public golf courses. In the middle of a heated argument, the couple loses focus and crashes their golf cart. The cart rolls down a hill, crushing both of them.
Round 3
- Way to Die #523: Jersey Gore (a.k.a. Clean Sweep) On August 14, 2008, in Newark, NJ. An obnoxious man named Nicky "The Predicament", who works on his car with extremely loud music playing while his wife constantly and angrily tells him to turn it down. He slides out from under his car down the driveway and into the path of a street sweeper he did not see or hear coming. He gets crushed under the wheels and is shredded by the bristles, leaving a bloody mess on the road.
- Way to Die #620: Mudder Sucked (a.k.a. Mudsport) On November 21, 2009, in Brentwood, CA. A strict, sadistic pledge master (and military brat), Harriet, at a sorority bullies her pledges during frosh week. At the end of the week, the pledges are instructed to build a mud wrestling pit for a charity event, but as Harriet continues to harass them, one of the pledges gets fed up and attacks her. Harriet proves to be the superior fighter, with the other pledges having to drag their defeated friend out of the pit. But as Harriet is celebrating her victory, she begins to fall into the sinkhole that was beneath the ring the pledges were building previously and is sucked into the ground, eventually dying of suffocation from the tons of dirt and mud pressing on her chest (which means asphyxiation).
- Way to Die #452: 'Dis Still Killed 'Em (a.k.a. Full Proof) On April 22, 1931, in Morgantown, WV. At the height of both the Prohibition Era and the Great Depression, a poor, Appalachian couple, Jeb & Mabel, decide to make money by selling moonshine. They sample the first liquid produced by their still, not realizing that it contains pure methanol, which causes blindness and eventual organ failure.
Round 4
- Way to Die #881: Slayer Cake (a.k.a. Heart Baker) On April 13, 2006, in St. Charles, MD. A bakery owner fires her incompetent brother-in-law after days of putting up with his unhygienic habits and his lack of professionalism. Before the man leaves, he decorates several cakes with shocking and slanderous messages. The man then steps out, and ends up slipping and falling on his cake-decorating syringe, which lodges in his chest and pumps enough icing into his heart for the man to suffer a massive heart attack, much to the horror of a bakery owner.
- Way to Die #257: Pimp My Death (a.k.a. Curtain Call Girl) On April 3, 2005, in Washington, D.C. A hooker, Carmen, charms her way into a hotel room with a desperate married man, Mike, on the pretense of finding him attractive. But when she reveals her profession and insists on $2,000 for the night, Mike refuses to pay leading to her calling her boss, Big Hank. When he arrives, Carmen uses their confrontation as a chance to take the $2,000 from Mike's wallet, then tries to hide in the bathroom to be able to make her getaway, only for her boss, Big Hank, to shove Mike into her, causing her to fall into the edge of a marble sink and split her head open.
- Way to Die #95: Frequent Dier (a.k.a. Mile Die Club) On November 2, 2006, in Richmond, VA. An overly-intimate couple, Darryl & Bernice, on an airplane flight decide to join the mile high club after being told by the stewardess that they cannot have sex in front of the other passengers. While the couple try to get in a comfortable position in the cramped bathroom, the plane hits a pocket of turbulence and the two are thrown violently around until they die of skull fractures and a broken neck.
Round 5
- Way to Die #771: Caught In A Lye (a.k.a. Mud Fried) On September 25, 2001, at The Czech Republic. A chemical plant owner, Andris, lies to safety inspectors about his waste disposal practices. When one of them notices a pipe leaking hazardous sodium hydroxide solution, Andris tries to stop the leak by closing a valve. Instead, the chemical spews all over him, destroying his skin and body tissues.
- Way to Die #228: Die Jump (a.k.a. Track and Heel) On September 15, 1998, in Summerhill, GA. A sexy, manipulative amateur actress, Jessie, who is chosen for a local commercial, but a businessman won't hire her unless she can demonstrate her ability to high-jump. The actress clears the bar, but misses the mat and hits the ground. She gets up, allegedly fine from her fall, until she gets plowed down by a track runner and dies when her spinal cord (which had a hairline fracture from her mat miss) shatters and dislocates, shutting down her nervous system and function in her heart and lungs.
- Way to Die #689: Wine And Die (a.k.a. Wine and Dine) On October 1, 2002, in Napa Valley, CA. A nerdy, virgin college student, Lloyd, takes a female foreign-exchange student from Sweden, Helga, to a vineyard for a wine tasting, only to find it closed for the off-season. Having brought their own wine, they get drunk and climb into a fermentation vat to make out. Both of them soon asphyxiate due to the carbon dioxide emitted by the fermenting grapes.
Round 6
- Way to Die #595: Wedding Crasher (a.k.a. Crashed and Smashed) On May 12, 2002, in Ramsey, NJ. A jilted, bitter man, Perry, humiliates his ex-girlfriend named Carla (who is marrying an older, richer man named James) at her wedding by objecting to the marriage and stripping naked. As he's being chased by the congregation, Perry runs into a glass window (mistaking it for an open door) and dies from glass shards cutting through his exposed flesh.
- Way to Die #509: Pebble Bitched (a.k.a. Pit-y Party) On July 16, 2010, in Williston, ND. Two redneck brothers at a barbecue are attempting to pick up the same girl named Lula Mae. They decide to settle the conflict by using their trucks to play tug-of-war. As they rev their engines, their tires kick up gravel toward Lula Mae and one rock strikes her in the temple, causing a skull fracture and brain hemorrhage.
- Way to Die #249: Kill Bill & Billie (a.k.a. Honeymoon Cheaters) On May 12, 2010, in Altoona, PA. Suspecting his wife, Billie, of adultery, an argumentative husband, Bill hires a hitman to follow her and, if he finds her with a man, kill them both. Meanwhile, Bill goes to a motel and hires a prostitute, who turns out to be his wife, Billie. As they begin arguing again, the hitman arrives and kills the two of them, following Bill's orders to the letter.
Round 7
- Way to Die #977: Hit-Banned (a.k.a. Hitman Banned) On May 30, 2016, in Wells NV, a hitman named Andris is surrounded by the police, in the apartment, facing evictions, made by a landlord, because Andris murdered a killing couple, ordered by a person who got arrested after calling Andris earlier, but before the police breaks down the door, Andris puts his pistol gun onto his mouth, commits suicide by killing himself.
- Way to Die #896: Sun of a Bitch (a.k.a. Out to Sunstroke) On January 19, 2009, in Belfast, ME. A female convict named Amanda Perry (parody of Amber Cummings) is sentenced to death by sending her away from Planet Earth and into the sun via rocket, for the murder of her abusive husband and taking explicit pictures of some dwarf women. As the rocket is heading for the sun, Amanda dies from excessive hyperthermia and basically cremated...right before the rocket explodes into pieces, falling into the sun.
- Way to Die #901: Crash of Titanic (a.k.a. Cruise Shipwreck) On April 14, 2012, somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, a captain, Victor, and two passengers, Jeremy & Rachel, are cruising around Atlantic Ocean, when all of a sudden, a giant iceberg is ahead, but Victor can't stop, so he, Jeremy & Rachel could only watch in horror, as the cruise ship goes on a collision course with a iceberg. A few hours later, it sank slowly, and there are no lifeboats, so Victor, Jeremy & Rachel died from drowning and hypothermia because the temperature is extremely cold.
Round 8
- Way to Die #898: Hell-icopter (a.k.a. De-Blade-Dead) On April 11, 1999, in Milwaukee, WI. Maurice Jennings was a phoney helicopter pilot, has to check on some helicopters, when suddenly, a real helicopter co-pilot accidentally turn on the helicopter while Maurice walked into the tail rotor blade of a helicopter and was totally decapitated.
- Way to Die #996: Holly, You Have A Problem (a.k.a. Motel More Problems) On November 2, 2017, in San Francisco, CA. A failed singer named Holly Wiltsey (parody of Whitney Houston), who has a string of bad relationships and was abandoned by her now ex-husband earlier, has submerged in the bathtub in a suite at the motel. Her cause of death was accidental drowning and the effects of atherosclerotic heart disease and cocaine use.
- Way to Die #36: Antarctican't (a.k.a. Scold as Ice) On March 9, 2016, In Antarctica. A couple, Lionel & Jacqueline, are on the run from the police, went to Antarctica, hide in a cold and scurvy crevasse, until they both fell through the sea ice and died from drowning and hypothermia.
Round 9
- Way to Die #946: Danced Out (a.k.a. King of Pop-Out) On June 25, 2014, in Las Vegas, NV. A wannabe pop dancer named Johnny Murad (parody of Michael Jackson) is dancing with two dwarf men he molested earlier (which aren't shown), when all of a sudden, two dwarf men trip Johnny Murad downstairs, causing his limb bones to snap out his flesh, causing him to die from massive internal injuries, and two dwarf people clapping at Johnny Murad, who's now deceased.
- Way to Die #865: Black Wid-Owned (a.k.a. Spider Bitten) On April 21, 2017, in Bolívar State, Venezuela. An African-American convicted woman named Carla Richards (parody of Caroline Reed Robertson), who murdered her African-American husband named Jake Richards earlier, escaped from USA and sets up a tent at the Canaima National Park and sleeps in a sleeping bag. Little did she know a spider is sneaking into her sleeping bag and biting her on the hand. By the time Carla wakes up, she promptly has a massive tetanic seizure from the venom, caused her to die.
- Way to Die #940: Naked Gunned (a.k.a. Deadly Body Couple) On May 18, 1990, in Pasadena, CA. A wannabe porn star named Doris, who's naked, tries to escape from her abusive boyfriend named Boris, who's also naked, but Doris has been raped by Boris, so she scratched Boris' face. Furious, Boris uses a 12 gauge shotgun to shot and killed Doris and Boris himself, until a private investigator broke into Boris' room and found them both dead from shotgun blasts from a shotgun.
Round 10
- Way to Die #792: Gas-Phyxiation (a.k.a. Butane Huffing) On April 11, 2017, in Trenton, NJ. A teenage boy named Mike Mallory wants to get high by using an excessive amount of butane gas, but ends up dying from heart attack and asphyxiation.
- Way to Die #335: De-Powered Ranger (a.k.a. Car Acci-Damaged) On September 3, 2001, in San Francisco, CA. A wannabe actress named Trini Kwan will be one of the superheroes, but she was late for the meeting, so she drives faster, though as the car swerved violently across the road before hitting the roadside rock face and flipping several times before hitting the safety rail and plunging over the bank, Trini Kwan got killed in a car accident.
- Way to Die #390: Deadline Between Loathe & Haiti (a.k.a. Get Haiti to Crumble) On January 12, 2015, in Haiti. A loving & dispute Haitian couple, Celestine & Christophe, are living in an abandoned building while making a dead line, when suddenly, an earthquake rumbles, and the Haitian couple are in the middle of the "dead" line. An earthquake has rumbling causing the abandon building to crumbles down onto Celestine & Christophe, killing them instantly.
Round 11
- Way to Die #980: Rod-Way (a.k.a. Oh My Rod-Ness) On July 18, 1986, in Miami, FL. Between Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean, a fisher named Rodney, who has narcolepsy, decides to go fishing. He then falls asleep, still holding the rod of a fishing pole. A shark is attracted by the rod and gets the bait, and drags Rodney to the ocean where he then drowns underwater.
- Way to Die #721: Electri-Fried (a.k.a. Shocking After Gunfire) On June 10, 2010, in Concord, NH. A wannabe dancer named Kathy Nichols (parody of Sharon Kinne & Sharon Nelson) goes to the dance building, using a rifle to threaten a bouncer named Kenny and breached through a security and went to the dance-floor, but other dancers fled and Kathy gunfires an overhead electrical power-line, which knocks down onto a metal dance floor, electrocutes Kathy Nichols to death, much to the surprise of Kenny and other dancers.
- Way to Die #44: Tar Pitiful (a.k.a. So Tar, No Good) On June 30, 2012, in Los Angeles, CA. A couple, Justin (parody of Jack the Ripper and Troy Bierdz) and Abby (parody of Lastania Abarta & Gunn-Britt Ashfield), who committed home invasions earlier, were mopping tar on the roof of a building near La Brea Tar Pits, but one fateful day their foreman pushed Justin & Abby off the building and onto a large vat of 500 degree Fahrenheit liquid roofing tar, suffering severe burns in the process, killing them both and their foreman gloated.
Round 12 (Final Round)
- Way to Die #139: Gunshot Happens (a.k.a. Duel of the Fates) On July 12, 1804, in Washington D.C. After the death of Alexander Hamilton. A traitor named Bill Arbour (parody of Aaron Burr) is going to duel with Adam Johnson. As the duel begins, Johnson's shot his Arbour in the lower abdomen above the right hip. The bullet ricocheted off Arbour's second & third false rib, fracturing it and caused considerable damage to his internal organs, particularly his liver and diaphragm before becoming lodged in his first or second lumbar vertebra, killing Arbour.
- Way to Die #164: Twentieth Century Out-Foxed (a.k.a. Foxes Outfoxed Foxy) On February 22, 1993, in Sheridan, WY. A woman named Foxy tries to hunt the fox, but those foxes (four of them, to be exact) got Foxy, but she fends off and gets back in the car, though four foxes got on top of her car. As she tries to drive back on the road, four foxes block front windshield, making it impossible for Foxy to see. Four foxes see the semi-truck and quickly jump off, but by the time Foxy's front view is cleared, it was too late, her car got struck by the back of a semi-truck, killing Foxy instantly.
- Way to Die #861: Something Fishy About Piranha (a.k.a. Pir-Annihilation) On August 8, 2008, in the Amazon. The killer couple, Amanda (parody of Alice Crimmins) & Steve (parody of Sam Sheppard), escaped from USA and goes to the Amazon river. They both decide to cut each other's hand with a pocket knife and go for the swim, only for their blood from their wounds to be attracted by piranhas (which they can show you what piranha fishes look like). Some of the piranha fishes eat Amanda & Steve alive, killing them both.