"American Died'ol", Way to Die #897, is the sixth death featured in "A New App Called Death", which aired April 2, 2012.
A rather arrogant African American woman named Chantal deliberately cuts in line during a talent search for the next big pop music star in the musical reality show called Star Machine.
All of a sudden, a freak windstorm blows her umbrella out of her hands and sends it crashing down, wedging into her spinal cord like a spear and causing her to die from neurogenic shock.
- Siameze - Talent Show Contestant
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Orthopedic Surgeon
- Pariah Carey (parody of singer Mariah Carey; Spike TV website)
- Terrified Talent
- Chanta-Died (In 1777)
- Star Machine is a spoof of American Idol.
- This death is combined with The Day The Magic Died on the Spike TV website.
- this is based on the death of a young man poked in the knee by an umbrella