American Died'ol

Way to Die #897
American Died'ol
Name of the death is a pun on the TV series "American Idol" and "died"
If you want to be a star, you need equal parts ambition and talent. In her quest for immortality, Chantal learned one final lesson: You also need to be... alive.
Information
Date	October 7, 2010
Location	Montclair, New Jersey
Episode this death was featured in	A New App Called Death
Deaths
Previous	Pop Goes The Cholo
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Next	Batter Upped
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"American Died'ol", Way to Die #897, is the sixth death featured in "A New App Called Death", which aired April 2, 2012.

Plot

A rather arrogant African American woman named Chantal deliberately cuts in line during a talent search for the next big pop music star in the musical reality show called Star Machine.

All of a sudden, a freak windstorm blows her umbrella out of her hands and sends it crashing down, wedging into her spinal cord like a spear and causing her to die from neurogenic shock.

Interviewees

• Siameze - Talent Show Contestant
• Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Orthopedic Surgeon

Segment Nickname

• Pariah Carey (parody of singer Mariah Carey; Spike TV website)
• Terrified Talent
• Chanta-Died (In 1777)

Trivia

• Star Machine is a spoof of American Idol.
• This death is combined with The Day The Magic Died on the Spike TV website.
• This is based on the death of a young man poked in the knee by an umbrella.