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"Arriva-deadci", Way To Die #678, is the fifth death to be featured in "Dead Before They Know It", which aired on March 23, 2011.


A mobster named Carmine on parole is granted permission to be on a work release program, but slacks off and orders his co-workers to do his work for him. When his parole officer visits him, Carmine tricks her into thinking that he is doing as he's told and moves a dumpster. However, he gets distracted when he sees his co-worker talking to his parole officer about his job performance and forgets to lock the wheels on the dumpster, which ends up rolling down the hill and pinning him against a second dumpster. Carmine is killed when the sharp end of the first dumpster punctures his abdomen, slicing his stomach open and extruding his intestines from his body, killing him from excessive exsanguination and massive evisceration.

"Carmine might've been a wise guy, but he wasn't too smart. Perhaps if he had actually done some of the hard labor, Carmine would've known how to lock the dumpster's wheels in place. Ay, badda bing, badda boom."

Alternative Description

Description as seen on Spike TV's website

"An ex-con in a sanitation work release program finally agrees to do some work when he loses control of a dumpster and it rolls out of control and pins him to a wall, which causes his guts to spill when it is removed."


  • Also called "Crying Over Spilled Guts" on the Spike TV website.
  • The dumpster that pinned him was an ailled waste.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Parrish Jordon (Probation Officer)
  • Dr. Pavel Bindra (Cardiac Electrophysiologist)

Segment Nicknames

  • Crying Over Spilled Guts (Spike TV)

Foreign names

  • Basura Podrida (Rotten Trash) - Latin American dub
  • Fauler Müll (Rotten Garbage) - German dub