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Way to Die #321: Bad Assid, is the sixth death featured in "Dead on Dead", which aired on February 24, 2010.

Plot[]

On September 21, 2005, in Downers Grove, Ilinois. Four friends named Joe, Tricia, Lina and Alice are bored on a rainy day, until a fifth friend named Tommy shows up with some LSD. Alice has recently broken up with Joe, who takes two hits. The quintet begin to swim around in an empty pool, thinking it is filled with water. Alice who took two hits dives in, and dies when she bellyflops against the bottom of the pool, crushing her spinal column and her skull, cutting off her nerves, causing massive hemorrhaging.

Transcript[]

(Rainy, Female Lovers Death is playing, 4 friends are bored)

Narrator: It was just another rainy afternoon. Joe, Tricia, Lina and Alice were bored beyond relief. Drinking beer, that was for the frathouse crowd. They had to be a better way to kill the time.

(A 5th friend shows up)

Tommy: Hey, guys! Look what I've got!

Narrator: And then Tommy came to the rescue. He had some acid, LSD.

(Tommy sprays beer from his mouth)

Narrator: They might lose their mind, but least they won't be bored.

Tommy: Yeah!

Dr. Shetal Desai: LSD is lysergic acid. It is actually one of the most common and most potent tolycigene. But speculated to work on cerebral cortex, and Broca's areas. These 2 areas began to cross. So it gives that... the user of the feeling that they actually hearing colors or they can actually feel sounds.

(Tango Death is playing)

Narrator: Tommy gave each of his friends a hid of the acid salted paper.

Alice: Wait. Can I one more?

Narrator: Alice wanted a second dose. She just been dumped by her boyfriend was looking to wipe her sleep clean. To his oblerer acid, would take care of that.

(Later, they feel the LSD, Acid Pool is playing)

Narrator: Soon enough, the acid started coming on. And the gang got giggly. Outside it was cold and rainy, and inside their heads, it was warm and fuzzy.

(Gang's eyes shake like pinball, later the quintet begins to swim around in an empty pool, thinking it is filled with water)

Narrator: The pool's empty. But... that didn't keep these trippers from taking a dip. In their minds, they were swimming.

Jason Romero: The use of potent psychedelic drugs is a... really common it's a... it's a big problem because you have people that er... are not in the regular reality. So they-they would... you know, see things that aren't there, they will start to do act in real world and correspond in these... fantasies.

(Dreamy and Dark Killing is playing)

Alice: Hey, guys.

-Tricia: Alice!
-Joe: Aliice! Come here.

(Alice is about to join the gang in pool by diving)

Narrator: Two-hit Alice had gone off the deep end... and then she jumped off it.

(Alice bellyflops against the bottom of the pool, dies; African Machine Death is playing)

Narrator: A perfect bellyflop into a waterless pool would pop anyone's life bulb.

(CGI shows bellyflopping hit the pool's ground, cut the spine, tracheal bones and brain bleeds)

Narrator: The impact shattered her spinal colon, cutting off her phrenic nerve, which power the diaphragm. Her lungs stop functioning, and she dies in less than minute.

(What goes up is playing, recap of Alice takes 2 LSD, dives into the empty pool)

Narrator: If you ever get the notion that taking two hits of acid is a good idea, go ask Alice.

Cast & Interviewees[]

Trivia[]

This death takes place a Same Day As Sign Offed

Segment Nickname[]

  • Belly Flip-flop
  • Tip Tongued

Foreign names[]

  • Mal Ácido (Bad Acid) - Latin American and Spanish dubs.
  • Acid-Absturz (Acid-Crash) - German dub.
  • Asido ka Normali Lumong (Acid Got Back to Normal) - Lazoran dub.
  • Ácido Engañada (Tricked Acid) - Pluto TV Spanish dub.

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