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Bad Laps

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"Bad Laps", Way to Die #143, is the second death to be featured in "Sor-Dead Affair", which aired on February 29, 2012.

Plot[]

Sergeant Stu was a former drill sergeant turned swimming instructor for a women's swimming class. One of Stu's methods of torture was to double the temperature on the pool's heater, making the water incredibly hot. After his class complains, Stu challenges them to an endurance race, where if the women win, the class would be dismissed. Stu starts off at an early lead, but soon after, the women win after 20 laps. The women did not notice it, but Stu was floating dead in the water due to hyperthermia caused by his wetsuit trapping the pool's heat, leading to heart failure, sending him to hell.

Transcript[]

(Repeat After Me is playing)

-Narrator: Nowadays if you want to get in shape, you don't go jogging...
-Stu: Give me 50 (seconds). Set...

Sergeant Stu: (Whistles)

-Narrator: you sign up for an extreme fitness bootcamp.
-Stu: ****!

Sergeant Stu: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!!

Narrator: Sergeant Stu's water torture class, was one of the most abusive.

Sergeant Stu: YOU GUYS STINK!!!

(Wacky Call and Response is playing)

Christopher Mitchell: The only time I think it would be dangerous for a client, to be trained by a personal trainer, is when the personal trainer does not know what he is doing, however, an expert like myself, me pushing them beyond their physical capabilities, that isn't dangerous at all. Yes, my client's puke. However, that's just their body adapting to change, something they're not used to.

(Flashback of Stu changing pool's heater, [] is playing)

Narrator: One of sergeant Stu's favorite torture techniques: he'd jack up the thermostat on the pool's heater to double the suffering index.

(One of the students complains about the pool's temperature, [] is playing)

Student: It is freaking hotter in here!

Sergeant Stu: It is not, the water's fine! This' an attitude problem!

Narrator: Sergeant Sadist decided this girl's class was getting too whiny. So, he decided to show them how it's done.

Sergeant Stu: We're gonna have endurance race. If anyone of you win, we're done for today!

(They stand on the staring blocks)

Sergeant Stu: Ready? Set. Go.

Narrator: Stu got out to a quick start. But after a few laps, the girls left him in their wake.

(20 laps have passed)

Narrator: 20 laps later, the exhausted booty campers crawled out of the pool. But where is Stu?

(Stu is dead in the middle of the line)

Narrator: He was doing a good impression of a goldfish. The kind you wind up flushing down the toilet.

(Breaking Open DNA is playing)

David Svoboda: During exercise, 70% of energy goes towards cooling down the muscles as sweat. In a pool that is 80 degrees or higher, the skin doesn't have ability to cool itself down. He experienced hyperthermia, more commonly known as heatstroke.

(CGI human swims, having hyperthermia, causes to shut down the brain, [] is playing)

Narrator: Stu's decision to wear a full body swimsuit. Caused him to retain heat, and go into hyperthermia even quicker. His brain overheated, and threw his heart into overdrive.

(One of Stu's student checks on Stu, other students are in shock)

Narrator: His students didn't notice, he was dying. Until he was dead.

(Recap, [] is playing)

Sergeant Stu: Give me 50 (secs).

-Narrator: Let this be a lesson for all you fitness freaks:
-Sergeant Stu: Set... GO!!!

Narrator: Take it slow...

Sergeant Stu: You guys are terrible!!!

Narrator: and easy...

Sergeant Stu: Go.

Narrator: or you might wind up like Stu:...

(Stu dies in the middle of the pool line from heatstroke by wearing wetsuit)

Narrator: dead in the water.

Interviewees[]

Trivia[]

  • Also called "Final Heat" on the Spike TV website.
  • Fran Crippen died the same way.
  • This is the last death with "Bad" in it's name. The other 3 deaths are Bad Hair Day, Bad Assid and Bad Max.
  • This death is similar to Botoxicated, as both victims are seen wearing a one-piece bodysuit. However, Debbie was innocent while Sergeant Stu was guilty.

Segment Nicknames[]

  • Final Heat (Spike TV)
  • Hot-Headed Sergeant
  • Warm Waters
  • Sergeant Soup

Foreign Names[]

  • Cocido al Vapor (Cooked on Steam) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Pasado por Agua (Passed through Water) - European Spanish dub
  • Água na Boca (Mouth-watering) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
  • Abgetaucht (Submerged) - German dub
  • Ka taran as lapos (Too far from laps) - Lazoran dub

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