"Bad Max", Way to Die #873, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "The End is Weird", which aired on October 19, 2010, and the ninth death to be featured in the Death By Request: Special episode, which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot[]
When you boil it down, 1000 Ways to Die is about cosmic justice, people get what they deserve, for the next story we asked the cosmos if there was someone who was out of reach, someone who deserved a cosmic ass-kicking, 1000 Ways style, here's what the cosmos responded with.
Say hello to Max, he was a big-time movie star; he had fame, money, but he was still a nasty and evil son of a bitch to boot.
Even earlier in his career, his attitude was lethal, in 1987, in San Pedro, CA, Max was reading a script when a photographer approached him and asked if he could take a photo with him, but Max got angry, asked him if he was a paparazzi and punched the photographer in the face.
Jaclynn Robinson: Someone who has everything, in this case a celebrity, feels a sense of power and entitlement, their mentality is: "I can do whatever I want and say whatever I want." And it's dangerous because eventually they're going to spin out of control.
Another of Max's unpleasant qualities was that he was an flat out racist, in 2006, on the Pacific Coast Highway, Max was stopped by a black female police officer, the cop greeted Max and asked him for his license and registration, Max gave them to her and asked her if she was a Jew, surprising the cop.
Back to the present, in 2010, in Malibu, CA, Max was yelling at his new girlfriend on the phone, insulting her and hurling obscenities, Max yelled at her that she fell asleep while he was waiting to have oral sex, Max's new girlfriend was fond of recording his tantrums, since nobody believed her, Max insulted and yelled at her that he wanted to have sex in 10 minutes.
Max arrived with his girlfriend, he told her where the jacuzzi and his member were and demanded that she must take off her clothes, but the girlfriend ignored him, Max told her to do it but his girlfriend told him no and that she would not go in there with him, Max hypocritically told her that he didn't like the way that she talked, but then he got more a bit more action than he originally expected; he sat at the jacuzzi's intake in such a way that his rectum provided a perfect seal, the drain sucked out his intestines, causing massive bleeding that turned the water red, the girlfriend was understandably horrified, Max crawled out of the jacuzzi whilst vomiting blood and his girlfriend started screaming for help.
Dr. Pavel Bindra: When the pool drainage sucked out his intestines, it started ripping out organs which attached to the intestines. In succession, it ripped out the large intestines, small intestine, liver, kidneys, spleen, and he bled to death because of massive exsanguination.
Finally killing him and condemning this infernal bastard to the fate of circling down the drains to Hell for all of cosmic and karmic eternity. A fitting end for such a physical and mental drain on Hollywood.
Narrator: This story is based on a real death, it just didn't happen to this guy we called Max. If he was real and ready to learn from his mistakes, here's what we tell him: "You make me just wanna vomit!!" There's no rule that says Hollywood stars have to become jerks, but if they do, be forewarned. We love to watch your careers go down the drain.
Transcript[]
([] is playing, cuts of USSR-Dead (Erasing fingers DNA with acid), Golden Die-angle, Road Killed are shown)
Narrator: When you boil it down, this show is about cosmic justice.
(Then Fat-ality...)
-Narrator: People get what's coming to them.
-Johnny: Oh!
Dave: John, you idiot!!
(Then Cardiac-A-Breast...)
Narrator: For this next story,
(Blood Bath & Beyond...)
Narrator: we asked the cosmos if there was anyone who might have slipped through the cracks.
(Pam Caked!, USSR-Dead (Ivan killed the victims))
Narrator: Someone who deserves a karmic ass kicking, 1000 Ways style.
Female dancer: (Screams)
(And finally, Bibli-killed)
Narrator: Here's how the cosmos responded.
(And now, here's a new story: An enraged man calling on the phone, Baroque Death is playing)
Narrator: Say hello to Max.
Max: HUH?!
Narrator: He's a big-time movie star.
Max: You fell asleep while I was waiting for a b***job!!!
-Narrator: He had fame, money, but he was still a nasty son of a bitch.
-Max: Do you hear me?!! Do you understand what I'm saying to you?!!
Max: You make me just wanna vomit!!
(Back in 1987, San Pedro, CA, [] is playing)
Narrator: Even earlier in his career, his temper was... lethal.
Photographer: Hey, can I just take my picture with you?
Max: What are you, a f***ing paparazzi?!
(Max punches the photographer, hard; Appalachian Death is playing)
Jaclynn Robinson: Someone who has everything, in this case a celebrity, feels a sense of power and entitlement, their mentality is: "I can do whatever I want and say whatever I want." And it's dangerous because eventually they're going to spin out of control.
(And then in 2006, Pacific Coast Highway, [] is playing)
Narrator: Another one of Max's endearing qualities:
Female Police Officer: Good afternoon, sir. Your license and registration, please.
Narrator: He was a flat out racist.
(Max gives her his pink slip but says this:)
Max: You a Jew?
(Back to today, [] is playing)
Max's GF: Hello.
Max: (GROWLS) You whore!!!
Narrator: Max's new girlfriend was fond of recording his rants. Nobody would believe her.
(Max's GF starts recording the phone call)
Max: (On GF's phone) You're such a whore! I expect... (Normal voice) a b***job... IN 10... (Echo) MINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTES!!!!!!!!!
(Later, Max arrives at the house, [] is playing)
Narrator: Max thought he was going to get his wish...
Max: There's the jacuzzi! Here is my penis! Get naked, now!
(Max takes his shirt off)
Narrator: But the girlfriend blew him off instead.
Max: Let's go!!!
Max's GF: No! I'm not going in there with you.
(Max gets into the jacuzzi anyway, [] is playing)
Narrator: Max wanted a good suck.
(Once Max sits on the suction pump...)
Narrator: I do not like the way you- ah!
(Max is sucked by the pump)
Narrator: But this was more than he bargained for.
Max: (Moans of pain)
(As the pump sucks Max's intestines, Max bleeds out, very painful...)
Narrator: He sat on the hot tub's water intake in a way that formed a perfect seal with his rectum.
Max: (MOANS OF PAIN)
(The tub becomes red, makes Max's GF horrified)
Max's GF: (GASPS)
(Max bleeds out his mouth as he tries to get out of the tub)
Max's GF: (Screams) Somebody! Help! (Screams)
(Die Science 12v1 is playing, CGI shows the suction pump sucks the human's organs)
Dr. Pavel Bindra: When the pool drainage sucked out his intestines, it started ripping out organs which attached to the intestines. In succession, it ripped out the large intestines, small intestine, liver, kidneys, spleen, and he bled to death because of massive exsanguination.
(Max's GF is still horrified as Max dies, What goes up is playing)
Narrator: This story is based on a real death,
(Recap in 1987)
Narrator: it just didn't happen to this guy we called Max.
Max: What are you, a ******* paparazzi?!
(Max punches the photographer, hard)
-Max: (GROWLS)
-Narrator: If he was real and ready to learn from his mistakes, here's what we tell him:
(Max's GF starts recording the phone call)
Max: You make me just wanna vomit!!
(Max arrives at the house)
Narrator: There's no rule that says Hollywood stars have to become jerks,
Max: Here is my penis!
(Back in 2006...)
Max: You a Jew?
(Back to today...)
Max: You whore!!!
Narrator: but if they do, be forewarned.
(Once Max sits on the suction pump...)
Max: Ah!
Narrator: We love to watch your careers go down the drain.
(Max bleeds out his mouth)
Max's GF: (Screams)
Cast[]
- John A. Graham - Max (lead: intended victim)
- Diane Jay Gonzalez - Max’s Girlfriend (lead)
- Jaclynn Robinson - Mental Health Expert
- Pavel Bindra - Cardiac Electrophysiologist
List of Deaths shown in beginning (In order)[]
- USSR-Dead
- Golden Die-angle
- Road Killed
- Fat-ality
- Cardiac-A-Breast
- Blood Bath & Beyond
- Pam Caked!
- Bibli-killed
Trivia[]
- Also called "Sucked Off" (not to be confused with Sucked Offed) on the Spike TV website.
- This is based off several deaths and incidents related to suction: the death of six-year-old Abigail Taylor, (but due to violent content (according to the narrator) the victim had to be changed to a Mel Gibson-esque movie star. However, in the real world, Abigail died nine months after her pool incident after an organ transplant to replace the organs that were damaged. She developed a rare transplant cancer.), the death of Hunt Wynorski from Final Destination, the death of Lisa Meyers and a Mel Gibson death hoax. The narrator even states this event really happened (just not to a guy named Max), referencing Abigail's death along with the previous incidents.
- This death scene is awarded the "Most Painful Death" in the Death By Request: Special episode.
- The name "Bad Max" is a reference to both the name of the victim, and the movie, Mad Max, the first movie that Mel Gibson (after whom Max is based) starred in.
- The pun on the death also refers to "Mad Mel", the nickname that was given to Mel Gibson after his tirades went public.
- This death is also the third closest death in the series, which takes place 88 days away from the date the episode aired.
- The introcard is focused on Max in 1987 flashback.
- This death is similar to the death of Hunt Wynorski from the 2009 film The Final Destination.
- This death is similar to Fat-ality since both victims had their intestines sucked out. However, Dave had his intestines sucked out from an hole cut in his belly by way of a shop vacuum, not from out his rectum by way of water pump.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Sucked Off (Spike TV)
- Hollywood Terror!!!
Foreign names[]
- Succión Mortal (Deadly Suction) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Por el desagüe (To the Drain) - European Spanish dub
- Foi Mal, Max (My Bad, Max) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Suksyon da estreya (Star for Suction) - Lazoran dub
Goofs[]
- Anachronism: A modern-day truck is seen in the 1987 flashback scene.
Gallery[]
YOU MAKE ME JUST WANNA VOMIT!!
Behind The Scenes[]
