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"Balloon-a-tic", Way to Die #122, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "Cure for the Common Death, Part II", which aired on December 15, 2010.


A girl and her friends are having a bachelorette party, and they hired a male stripper named Boinky, who's an adult male clown but although 1000 Ways to Die is rated TV-14 (PG-13 in movies), He performs X-Rated (aka NC-17 rating) tricks on a bachelorette party. Boinky then performs a striptease, and then he does the grand finale. Boinky then swallows a purple balloon, but his stomach acid pops the balloon, choking him to death. The women however, are too confused to help thinking that this is all a part of his act.


  • Fifi Larue - The Gothic Killer Clown
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
  • Aron Ohanessian - Boinky (lead: intended victim)

Segment Description

Description as seen on the Spike TV website

  • "A creepy male clown escort is entertaining three gorgeous girls with his sexual slide show when a balloon pops and gets lodged in his esophagus."

Segment Nickname

  • Clown-i-lingus (Spike TV website)