"Balloon-a-tic", Way to Die #122, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "Cure for the Common Death, Part II", which aired on December 15, 2010.
Plot[]
A girl and her friends are having a bachelorette party, and they hired a male stripper named Boinky. He performs tricks on the bachelorette, a striptease, and then he does the grand finale; Boinky then swallows a purple balloon, but his stomach acid pops the balloon and chokes him to death. The women are too drunk to help thinking that this is all a part of his act.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Here's a scene for you: A bride to be and her two bridesmaids in a Vegas hotel room, ready to start a night of hard partying.
(doorbell rings)
Narrator: One of the girls arranged a special treat for the bride.
Bridesmaid: Stay here, we have a surprise
Bride: Is it my sister?
Bridesmaid: No
(Clown horn sound)
Boinky: It's showtime!
Narrator: Say hello to Boinky.
Boinky: Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Bridesmaid: Take it off!
Narrator: Boinky is an adult clown.
Boinky: Who's the first to choke the chicken?!
Fifi Larue: An adult clown is a clown, that likes to party with beautiful woman. I don't do children, so I don't do birthday parties. The perverted aspect of being an adult clown, you get all these wild and kinky girls. They always wanna do crazy stuff. Adult clowns have no rules, we could do basically whatever we want.
Boinky: Elephant!
Narrator: The girls were just drunk enough to get a kick out of Boinky's antics.
Boinky: Did you hear about the elephant that orgasmed?
Bride and bridesmaids: No.
Boinky: Really? It's all over town.
Narrator: Any sober person would've made him pack his trunk and leave long before now.
Boinky: Now, for my finale.
Narrator: There was one thing that Boinky did well. He could deep throat a balloon.
Boinky: And now, for the bride to be.
Narrator: If the blushing bride could master this trick. She'd have a very happy husband.
Bridesmaids: Blow! Blow! Blow!
Narrator: Boinky managed to get 18 long inches of balloon down his gullet. And then
(The balloon pops causing shards of balloon to enter Boinky'ss lungs, choking him)
Bride: Could we do it again? Make another one!
Bridesmaid: What are you doing? The party's not over
(Boinky dies of choking on the balloon)
Dr Khyber Zaffarkhan: A balloon 18 inches in length would have definitely reached the end of the esophagus, where it would encounter acid from acid reflux disease. This would cause the balloon to weaken and explode, lodging pieces of the balloon in the larynx and obstructing his airways.
Narrator: There's all kinds of clowns. Happy ones, sad. Most are funny. but Boinky was a different kind all together. A dead one. (audible elephant sound effect)
Interviewees[]
- Fifi Larue - The Gothic Killer Clown
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab
- Aron Ohanessian - Boinky (Lead: Intended victim)
Segment Description[]
Description as seen on the Spike TV website
- "A creepy male clown escort is entertaining three gorgeous girls with his sexual slide show when a balloon pops and gets lodged in his esophagus."
Segment Nickname[]
- Clown-i-lingus (Spike TV)
Foreign names[]
- Globo-Loco (Balloon-Freak) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Haciendo Payasadas (Fooling Around) - European Spanish dub
- Bang Balão (Bang Balloon) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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