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"Bats All Folks", Way to Die #324, is the fifth death to be featured in "Death Be a Lady Tonight", which aired on July 25, 2011.
Plot[]
Hey guys, say hello to Dutch... and they will better do it quickly because he was dying in a destroyed room in Shinkiang, China.
Dutch was a supposed antiques dealer who was actually a Tomb Raider, two weeks before, Dutch was in a cave in Hohhat, China with his partner Kim and they found gold, a statue of a 1000 year old warrior that could be worth $1,000,000 on the black market.
Kim said that the statue had a curse but Dutch was a greedy jerk who didn't respect curses, the only thing he respected were pockets, Dutch took the statue and without knowing it, he dug his own grave and it was not exactly because of a curse, when leaving the cave the thieves discovered that they had company, bats, carriers of the SARS virus (they transmitted the virus to other species and killed them), the bats started flying towards them and one of them attacked and bit Dutch and when he was bitten the SARS virus entered his bloodstream, Dutch managed to free himself and he and Kim left the cave.
Two weeks later, Dutch was in bed in pain and coughing, he obtain the statue and the SARS virus, SARS attacked his lungs, affecting the alveoli (the small sacs in the lungs that exchange oxygen for carbon dioxide), the lungs collapsed, filled with blood and Dutch was unable to escape, ending up dead and being sent to Hell.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Michael G. Welch - Dutch (Lead: Intended victim)
- Kirvely - One of the Bats
- David Cheetham - Archaeologist
- Jules Sylvester - Wildlife Expert
Trivia[]
- This is the second death to pun the phrase "That's All Folks!", following Hats All Folks! and before Vat's All Folks.
- This was similar on… wait.
- Michael G. Welch, who portrayed Dutch, also played as the Joke Teller in Funny Boned.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Gone Batty!
- Tomb Terror-ist
- Bye Bye Batty
- Cave's Curse
Foreign Names[]
- ¡Eso Es Todo, Amigos Alados! (That's All, Winged Folks!) - Latin American Spanish dub
- ¡Eso Es Todo, Murciélagos! (That's All, Bats!) - European Spanish dub
- Maldição do Morcego (The Curse of the Bat) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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