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"Bed Buggered", Way to Die #415, is the third death featured in "Sudden Death", which aired on December 22, 2010.


Two college roommates named Tyler and Ravi (a jock and a geek respectively) share a dorm room, with Ravi continually being made to leave whenever Tyler brings a date to the dorm. One night, Ravi finally brings a date to the room, and has sex with her on top of the bunk beds while Tyler harasses the two of them from below, saying that he got a nice big piece of chalk at where he is whenever they are done. However, the movements of the couple cause the top bunk to fall on Tyler and fatally crush him, sending the inconsiderate jock to Hell, much to the shock of Ravi and his date.

"Ravi wasn't about to fail this test. He went on pounding her... books, until..."

"Hey, babe! I got a nice big piece of chalk down there whenever you're done." - Tyler harassing the couple from the bottom bunk and his final words before his death.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Jordan Baum - Sexile Survivor
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine and Rehab
  • Kyle Williams - Tyler (lead: intended victim)
  • Juliana Shiao - Girlfriend #2 (lead)
  • Phillip Garcia - Ravi (lead)


  • This segment was based on a similar scene from Black Sheep (1996).

Segment Nickname

  • Jerked Off (Spike TV website)
  • Bugger’s Best Friend
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