"Big Boned", Way to Die #306, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.
Plot[]
Steve and Paul were two drunken insurance salesmen who crashed a beauty pageant, in which they will later "play" with the contestants after its finished. However, this pageant celebrated inner-beauty and all the contestants were plus-sized models, Alegria at 314 pounds, Beth at 330 pounds, and Devon at 353 pounds. Steve came to have fun on the pageant, Paul came to make fun of the girls, who show disgust at his lame jokes. After another lame joke from Paul, the three finalists step out on the end of the runway (which was not meant to hold their weight) to yell at him. The runway support snaps and the three women (weighing 997 pounds) fell on top of Paul. The combined weight of the women crushed Paul's ribcage and punctured his lungs, causing him to die of asphyxiation and sending him to hell.
"Just as they were about to unload on their hecklers, their combined weight broke the corner support of the stage...and a human avalanche was on. Alegria got it going with 314 pounds, Beth contributed another 330. Devon topped him off with her 353. It all added up to a breath-taking, life-removing 997 pounds that shut Paul's mouth...forever."
Transcript[]
Host:
Paul: Eating!
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Narrator: Did you hear the one about the drunk insurance salesman? His jokes about fat... fell flat.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Richard Foley - Paul (lead: intended victim)
- Angelina Duplesia - Herself (Model)
- Dr. Pavel Bindra - Himself (Cardiac Electrophysiologist)
- Jaiden Algemeta - Steve (lead)
- Veronica "SarkleGirl" Sarkle - Alegria (lead)
- Julia Boyd - Beth (uncredited, lead)
- Devyn Ashley - Devon (lead)
Trivia[]
- Also called "Crushed By The Competition" on the Spike TV website.
- Angelina Duplesia played Big Bess in Ass Phyxiated
Segment Nicknames[]
- Crushed By the Competition (Spike TV)
- Crushing the Competition
- Comedy Crushed
- Plus-Size Punchline
- Big Girls, Big Ending
- Fat Chance, Paul
Foreign names[]
- Broma Pesada (Heavy Joke) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Frauenpower! (Women Power!) - German dub
- Gordura Mata (Fat Kills) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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