"Blast Call", Way to Die #460, is the seventh and final death featured in "Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever", which aired on August 22, 2011.
Plot[]
Ned was a big fat man who was also a big drunk. Even if you don't believe it guys, Ned had a job, he worked in a demolition company that blew up old buildings and even if you still don't believe it, Ned was in charge of the explosives, his job consisted of making a hole and filling it with a quarter of a stick of dynamite attached to a fuse detonator. When the whistle blew at the end of the day, Ned put a dynamite in his back pocket, went to the bar and forgot the dynamite.
At the bar, Ned wanted to buy a shot and asked the bartender how much it cost, she told him it was $9, Ned didn't have any more money and she told him that without money there would be no shot. Ned thought about how to get a drink, he saw a game of darts and an idea occurred to him.
The poor and thirsty Ned drew a target on his big belly and let people use him as a human target so he could get drunk, people threw 1 dart at him and Ned drank 1 drink, after 15 darts and 15 drinks, Ned wanted more, but then he fainted and fell to the ground with the dynamite still in his back pocket, the force of the hit against the ground caused the detonator to ignite and the dynamite ignited, being between Ned and the ground, the dynamite did not destroy the bar or harm the people when it exploded, but it cut Ned in half, spilling his organs, making him pay for the drinks with his own butt, killing him and sending this reckless drunk to Heaven, leaving people horrified with his corpse.
Narrator: Ned was a stupid drunk. He ran out of cash and he used his fat gut as collateral. In the end, he wound up paying for those drinks... out his ass.
Transcript[]
Narrator: After 15 shots, and... '15 shots'... Ned was still asking for more. But then, without warning...Ned split. What the hell happened?
Narrator: Ned was a stupid drunk. He ran out of cash and he used his fat gut as collateral. In the end, he wound up paying for those drinks... out his ass.
Interviewees[]
- Eddie Paul - Explosives Expert
Trivia[]
- When it is shown what killed Ned, the building from Implo-dead is shown.
- This is probably a prequel or sequel to Implo-Dead.
- Ned's death is similar to that of Lumpy's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode, "Every Litter Bit Hurts".
- This is the final bisection death of the series.
- One of the Segment Nicknames is called Halfs All Folks which is a reference to the phrase from Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies at the end of every cartoon, also the name is similar to Hats All Folks!.
Segment Nickname[]
- Halfs All Folks
- Ned Out (Spike TV Website)
- Harass A Ass
- Burnt Drunkout
- Split Decision
Foreign Names[]
- Medio y Medio (Way and a Half) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Chupito Explosivo (Explosive Shot) - European Spanish dub
- Dor de Estomago (Stomachache) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Rozerwał się (Double meaning: "He tore himself apart", and "He had fun") - Polish dub
Goofs[]
- Revealing Mistake: The explosion starts at the bottom of the screen near Ned's armpit.
- Continuity: Ned appears to have two separate final word sentences. The first sentence being, "Come on! Come on, little man, come on!" The second statement (after the death analysis and during the doggerel) was, "WHO'S NEXT!!"
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