Vegasfest56 Vegasfest56 20 August
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Discord

Okay 1000WTD fans. Here's a Discord server I made for the show. So if you want to talk about the show or post your work of it, this is the place. Including other stuff.


Link:https://discord.gg/jpJBkQ

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LightningE99 LightningE99 30 June
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Complete Monster purge

The complete monster category is so overused and abused. There are some people in there that are nowhere NEAR as bad as the others. It says to add no "Normal" criminals but I see plenty of them in there. It's supposed to be reserved for the WORST people, IE: Terrorists.



Starting tomorrow, I will purge all the "Normal" criminals and people who honestly aren't a complete monster from that category. I am sick and tired of how abused this category is.

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Vegasfest56 Vegasfest56 18 May
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German translation

I will try to translate the missing segments to the best of my ability and will post it here. Translations could be wrong. I also give it an alternate name to it.


  • 1 Bubbled Out
  • 2 My Will be done-immediately!
  • 3 Broke-Back Cowboy
  • 4 Laced Up
  • 5 Paintful Death
  • 6 Die Laughing
  • 7 Last Strike
  • 8 Safecracked Pitch
  • 9 Found D-eat
  • 10 Dumb Skull
  • 11 Cleane-Dead Solution
  • 12 Rolled Death
  • 13 Wanted Instead
  • 14 Great Hanged
  • 15 Last Beer-Dead
  • 16 Dead Me Stallion
  • 17 Stone Hard
  • 18 S*** Dead
  • 19 Law and OrDead
  • 20 Last Blast

Narrator: For the two brothers Bill and Dave, the world is a single stage.

Billy: Hey, would you be Lord Bemish or Sir Buttocks?

Dave: Yeah dude, I mean Lord Bemish.

Billy: Sir Buttocks.

Dave: After you sir.

Billy: Here we go.

Dave: I insist.

Billy: Probably.

Narrator: Test your acting skills …



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Mr. Delorian 9201 Mr. Delorian 9201 22 April
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Deaf Wrongs

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Vegasfest56 Vegasfest56 24 March
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Just wondering?

Can we give each escaped segment their own page?

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Mr. Delorian 9201 Mr. Delorian 9201 12 February
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Forget about Babaye-Whacked

Customized deaths Way to Die #308 (Babaye-Whacked) also name of the death is a pun on the HITMAN 2 Escalation Contracts The Babayeva Dissonance. That location is known as Vermont. On August 17, 2021.


Christy Welch, she was an American blindfolded harpist in the Ark Society after Janus' death in Whittleton Creek in flashback. Although Christy suffered a heart attack who injected by a hitman (Tobias Rieper) and whacked her to death by a Rieper's fist. She died when playing her harp after Danny Rice got exploded during aftermath of The Ark Society.

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Mr. Delorian 9201 Mr. Delorian 9201 12 February
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A male cadaver have been thrown off the bridge by a homie after Enrique's dead

In Homie-cide, Enrique walks around on the below bridge. Although two rival homie throws the unidentified dead male bodies because his cadaver have been overthrown to Enrique kills instantly in Way To Die 448 Homie-cide.

But Homie is a pun name of Homicide.

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Mr. Delorian 9201 Mr. Delorian 9201 12 February
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Sasha's death

In Deadliest Munch, Sasha was a blonde haired woman, she wore a black blouse and a denim blue jeans with a belt. She does not speak likely Kelley Koski.

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Mr. Delorian 9201 Mr. Delorian 9201 12 February
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I know that actress name "Christine Chadwick" who portrays Lindsey.

Lindsey is portrayed by Christine Chadwick (not Niki Alvarez). In Polly Want To Crack Your Spine?, Lindsey tried to catch her bird to get back your cage after Lindsey when she falls into a glass table due to glass shard still cutting her carotid artery. She's dead.

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LgKGodz21 LgKGodz21 8 February
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Now you can create your own cards!

Now i got the link for the photoshop, if it works.

Photoshop link: https://goodfellaspizzaus.com/download-adobe-photoshop-7-0-free/         FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS 

Deathcard link: https://www.4shared.com/rar/IpfpkAgGea/1000_ways_to_die_custom___font.html

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Esteban64ds Esteban64ds 20 November 2019
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Deleted Deaths

Well, I watched the German and Italian version of the show and I notice that there are some deaths that are not in the original version or the spanish versions. Those deleted deaths comes from Seasons 1 and 2. You can watch the full episodes here: Season 1 Season 2

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LgKGodz21 LgKGodz21 2 November 2019
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Create your own Cards

I finally made the link to the deathcards so all of you can make CUSTOM MADE DEATHCARD. Comes with English, Espanol, with font  ALSO YOU NEED ADOBE PHOTOSHOP

LINK: https://www.4shared.com/rar/IpfpkAgGea/1000_ways_to_die_custom___font.html

Currently no link to photoshop!

USE LETTER SPACING FOR W AND OTHER LETTERS!

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LgKGodz21 LgKGodz21 11 September 2019
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Update

Check out page update

https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_deaths_(Deathcards)

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LgKGodz21 LgKGodz21 11 September 2019
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Deathcards

If anyone is aware now, on the deathcard section of wiki, theres custom made cards made by me from movies, tv shows, and YouTube. You can check it out if you want. Plz reply if anybodys here

We need to keep growing on 1000 WAYS TO DIE!!!

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TheDarkCat97 TheDarkCat97 23 July 2019
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Cat Scratch Fever

This is a "Way to Die" I made through ancient history. Hope you like it!



Konrad's early life is not well known, but he was described by contemporary church sources as well educated and highly knowledgeable. It is possible that he received a university education. He was also noted for his strong asceticism and his oppressive zeal in defending the church. Konrad long was considered to have been a member of the Dominican Order, but modern scholarly consensus holds that he was not.

Much of his early work within the church was related to the suppression of heresy, and he took an active part in the Albigensian Crusade in southern France. Pope Innocent III, who championed the Medieval Inquisition, was one of Konrad's early supporters. Eventually, h…



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Mr. Delorian 9201 Mr. Delorian 9201 18 July 2019
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What was that Faye is portrayed by?

Faye was an American female sous chef. She was killed by the hot water inside of dishwasher.

Huh? Why did identify her name of Faye who is portrayed by?

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Rellyred Rellyred 16 November 2018
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10 Brutal Deaths In 1000 Ways To Die

  • 1 10. OMG! SUV! R.I.P.
  • 2 9. Skid Marked
  • 3 8. Jaw Boned
  • 4 7. Another Up The Butt Story
  • 5 6. Pebble Bitched
  • 6 5. Signed Out
  • 7 4. Sky Scraped
  • 8 3. Sudden Death
  • 9 2. Spastic Surgery
  • 10 1. Ex-Squeezed





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Rellyred Rellyred 15 November 2018
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10 Lamest Deaths In 1000 Ways To Die

  • 1 10. TK Uh-O
  • 2 9. Nite Capped
  • 3 8. Nun F***ed
  • 4 7. Polly Want To Crack Your Spine?
  • 5 6. i-Boned
  • 6 5. Vuvu...Whatever, He's Dead
  • 7 4. ReTired
  • 8 3. Vike-o-Done
  • 9 2. Myth Busted
  • 10 1. Premature Endings

Cause How Can Your Brain Shrink and Bleeds When You Hit Your Head. This Is So Lame.


Cause It Was a Very Short Death That Happen But The Other Are Long Before The Death. This Is So Stupid.


Cause 2 Hits and The Final Blow Put That Guy Down and We Need at Least One Blow To Put Everyone Down.


Cause It Goof. The narrator says the bird was a cockatoo, but the bird used in the footage was a cockatiel. I Hope He Correct Himself.


Cause Death By Exploding Phone Is So Lame.


Cause How Can a Horn Cause Bleeding To The Brain. Can It Be Replace With a Soccer Player Kick a Soccer Bal…







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Pyschopasta Pyschopasta 22 September 2018
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Cat-atonic


Cat-atonic is a fan made death for the 1000 Ways to Die series.


Jeff is an online film maker who hates cats with a passion. He would record cats on his video camera and scream derogatory insults and acts of pure aggression and violence, then upload them on his website, "CatsAreCancer.com". If the name of the webpage didn't make you want to sock him in the jaw, then his videos will.

Jeff's videos became more brutal and cringing to the point of making your lunch jump back in your throats. Until one day as he was abusing his black cat Midnight, it scratched his hand. Jeff was furious 'how dare he scratch my hand, I'm the king of the castle! Off with his head!'

As Jeff plans for payback against the furry rebel, he began to experience: a fever, heada…



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NoMoreVillains NoMoreVillains 20 February 2018
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UK version

Does anyone know who is the narrator for the version that's seen on the UK channel, Bravo?

Even the introduction in the UK version is different. It goes, "WARNING! The deaths portrayed in this show are based on real events. Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased. Some of the dead were unlucky. Many were bored. Most were incredibly stupid. Do NOT attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted. You will DIE!" Here is the video as proof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmm3pYgZc2M

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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 27 November 2012
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Art Attack

This original segment was, not on my blog, but on the real different artical page. See the real segment (Art Attack) on a real, differen articalt page


JamesTherHAMPMaster 15:14, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 27 November 2012
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Rhymes With "Rich"

This segment (Rhymes With "Rich") was only on a real article page. I'm so sorry. My mistake.

JamesTherHAMPMaster 15:37, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 25 November 2012
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Namas-Dead

This segment was not on my blog, but on the real different article page. See this real segment (Namas-Dead) on the real different article page. I'm so sorry. My mistake.

JamesTherHAMPMaster 15:29, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 25 November 2012
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1000 Ways to Die -- Season 6

  • 1 Season 6
    • 1.1 Episode 67: Enter the Ferret
    • 1.2 Episode 68: Think Globally, Die Locally
    • 1.3 Episode 69: Tweets From the Dead
    • 1.4 Episode 70: A New App Called Death
    • 1.5 Episode 71: Death Certificates
    • 1.6 Episode 72: Crying Over Spilled Blood
    • 1.7 Episode 73: It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World
    • 1.8 Episode 74: Death, The Final Frontier

From this episode on, deaths are redisplayed in the 2-2-2-1 format with commercial breaks, and the informational segments during commercials were removed.


Aired March 12, 2012

Title reference: A ferret-related event in this episode (See "Way to Die #780").




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780
Critter In The S****er (a.k.a. Ferret In The Hole)
January 18, 2004
Richmond, VA
A Scottish man in a ferret legging contest attempts to break the world record for the longest t…





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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 25 November 2012
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1000 Ways to Die -- Season 5

  • 1 Season 5
    • 1.1 Episode 55: Special: Death By Request (The Deathies)
    • 1.2 Episode 56: Deadliest Kitsch
    • 1.3 Episode 57: Grave Decisions: The Halloween Episode
    • 1.4 Episode 58: Dirt Nap
    • 1.5 Episode 59: Death Takes A Vacation
    • 1.6 Episode 60: Wild Wild Death
    • 1.7 Episode 61: Death Penalties
    • 1.8 Episode 62: Die-abestic
    • 1.9 Episode 63: Star Death: The Last Generation
    • 1.10 Episode 66: Locked and Low Dead


Aired October 24, 2011




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Sexiest Death
Blood Bath & Beyond
Gum's The Word
Washed And Fried
Episode 20: Death Watch
Best Historical Death
Vike-O-Done
My Big Fat Greek Death (mentioned as Brass Bulls)
Back Stabbed (mentioned as Blood Eagle )
Episode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On Death
Best Death During Sex
Gasketballed
Orspasm (mentioned as Cluster Victimized)
Ass Phyxiated (mention…







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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 24 November 2012
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1000 Ways to Die -- Season 4

  • 1 Season 4
    • 1.1 Episode 39: The One About Dumb People Dying
    • 1.2 Episode 40: Getting A Rise From The Dead
    • 1.3 Episode 41: Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death
    • 1.4 Episode 42: Grave Errors
    • 1.5 Episode 43: Killing Them Softly
    • 1.6 Episode 44: Better Them Than Us
    • 1.7 Episode 45: Dead Before They Know It
    • 1.8 Episode 46: Stupid Is As Death Does
    • 1.9 Episode 47: That's "Mister Death" To You
    • 1.10 Episode 48: Death, The New Black
    • 1.11 Episode 49: Death Be a Lady Tonight
    • 1.12 Episode 50: Today's Special: Death
    • 1.13 Episode 51: Eat Pray Die
    • 1.14 Episode 52: Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead
    • 1.15 Episode 53: Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever
    • 1.16 Episode 54: Death: One Size Fits All

Note: starting with this episode, the death stories go through 2-3-2 mode per episode rather than 2-2-2-1 mode…


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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 24 November 2012
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1000 Ways Die -- Season 3

  • 1 Season 3
    • 1.1 Episode 25: Death On A Stick
    • 1.2 Episode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On Death
    • 1.3 Episode 27: Stupid is as Stupid Dies
    • 1.4 Episode 28: Dead Wrongs
    • 1.5 Episode 29: Fatal Distractions
    • 1.6 Episode 30: The End is Weird
    • 1.7 Episode 31: Hurry Up and Die
    • 1.8 Episode 32: Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
    • 1.9 Episode 33: Young, Dumb, and Full of Death
    • 1.10 Episode 34: Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death
    • 1.11 Episode 35: Cure for the Common Death, Part II
    • 1.12 Episode 36: Sudden Death
    • 1.13 Episode 37: Dying to Tell the Story
    • 1.14 Episode 38: If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You


Originally aired August 3, 2010.




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A landlord uses a fiber optic scope to spy on young female tenants. One day while spying on a woman from below in her bathroom, the above floor colla…







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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 24 November 2012
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1000 Ways to Die -- Season 2

  • 1 Season 2
    • 1.1 Episode 13: Death On Arrival
    • 1.2 Episode 14: Death Bites!
    • 1.3 Episode 15: Up With Death
    • 1.4 Episode 16: Putting a Happy Face on Death
    • 1.5 Episode 17: Bringing In The Dead
    • 1.6 Episode 18: Gratefully Dead
    • 1.7 Episode 19: Come On, Get Deathy
    • 1.8 Episode 20: Death Watch
    • 1.9 Episode 21: Waking Up Dead
    • 1.10 Episode 22: You're Dead! LOL!
    • 1.11 Episode 23: Dead to Rights
    • 1.12 Episode 24: Dead on Dead

NOTE: These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.


Season 2 was set to premiere on December 9, 2009 at 10 PM (EST), but a special airing of the season premiere episode was shown on December 6, 2009 at 12:30 AM (EST). The pattern in which the segments were shown remained the same, but the real-life scenarios of people escaping death shown …


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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 24 November 2012
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1000 Ways to Die -- Season 1

  • 1 Season 1
    • 1.1 Episode 1: Life Will Kill You
    • 1.2 Episode 2: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
    • 1.3 Episode 3: Unforced Errors
    • 1.4 Episode 4: Death Over Easy
    • 1.5 Episode 5: Dead and Deader
    • 1.6 Episode 6: Death Gets Busy
    • 1.7 Episode 7: The Lighter Side of Death
    • 1.8 Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
    • 1.9 Episode 9: Death Be Not Stupid
    • 1.10 Episode 10: Cure for the Common Death, Part I
    • 1.11 Episode 11: Death: A User's Manual
    • 1.12 Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
    • 1.13 Escaped Deaths

NOTE: These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.


The first two episodes of Season One served as the series two-episode pilot. They were executive produced and narrated by series creator Thom Beers, and directed, co-written, and produced by Will…


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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 21 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Extra Segments

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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47 (Note: This is the second death to have this number)
Sumowed (aka Sumo You Didn't)
Young, Dumb, and Full of Death -- Segment 6
On June 22, 2006, in Palo Alto, CA. A corporate leader who was only hired because his father owned the company leads an employee r…










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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 21 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 901 - 1000

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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901
Clash of Titanic
Cure for the Common Death, Part III -- Segment 5
In the movie "Titanic" (1997), the ship's collision with an iceberg and overhear the ship's officers and designer outline its seriousness. Jack and Rose ran to the top deck. All lifeboats ha…










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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 21 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 801 - 900

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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801
Bin Laden B****** (aka Forbidden Terrorist)
Dead or Alive -- Segment 6
On May 1 - 2, 2011, in Abbottabad, Pakistan. A Master of Terrorism, who looks like Osama Bin Laden, was shot and killed inside a private residential compound by U.S. Navy SEALs and CIA …










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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 20 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 701 - 800

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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Steward-Death
The One About Dumb People Dying -- Segment 5 / Death By Request -- Segment 4A
On April 9, 1998, at 30,000 Feet Over The Pacific. An extremely irritable and apathetic flight attendant on her last flight before retirement annoys others with her r…










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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 20 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 601 - 700

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).




NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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601
Premature Obituary
Death Legend -- Segment 3
In 1940, Marcus Garvey died as a result of two strokes after reading a negative premature obituary of himself.
602
H*** on Hawaii (aka Violent Hawaii)
Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 6
On February 14, 1779, in Kea…













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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 20 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 501 - 600

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).



NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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501
Hats All Folks! (aka Mad Hatter)
If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You -- Segment 1
On December 12, 1849, in Danbury, CT. A hat maker's constant exposure to mercury (which he uses to felt hats) not only drives him to insanity, but dest…











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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 19 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 401 - 500

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).



NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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Abracadaver
The Lighter Side of Death -- Segment 3
On November 12, 1995 in Flint, MI. A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed "bullet catch trick". He taps the pistol (loaded with blanks) with his wand, not noticing that a piece of it has brok…











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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 18 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 301 - 400

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).



NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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301
Sucked Offed (aka Leech Attack)
The Good, The Bad, and the Death -- Segment 3 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 2
On February 3, 2000, in Amarillo, TX. An escaped female convict hides from police for forty-five minutes in a 55 °F (13 °C) lake full of leeches.…











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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 17 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 101 - 200

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).



NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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Weenie Roast
Dead on Dead -- Segment 1 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 42
On July 20, 2001, in Climax, KS. A group of men and women on a camping trip after spending the day at a Christian retreat play truth or dare. A man is dared by one of the women to urinate …











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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 17 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 201 - 300

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).



NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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201
Blown Job (aka Coulrophobic Clown)
Death: A User's Manual -- Segment 6
On August 11, 2007, in Miami, OH. A disgruntled, alcoholic clown, who ironically was coulrophobic as a child, drives to a birthday party for his next job. When he stops short in front o…











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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 17 November 2012
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"1000 Ways to Die" Segments 1 - 100

"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.









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Ichi-boned (aka Love at First Strike)


Death be not Stupid -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 25


On November 21, 1987, in Tokyo, Japan. A young, shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years are too repressed to even consummate their marriage by …












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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 7 November 2012
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1000 Ways to Die -- Happy Deathiversary

No Longer Available Anymore

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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 7 November 2012
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1000 Ways to Die -- Season F

No longer avaiiable anymore

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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 7 November 2012
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1000 Ways to Die -- Season E

No longer avaiiable anymore

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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 6 November 2012
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1000 Ways to Die -- Season D

No longer avaiiable anymore

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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 5 November 2012
1

1000 Ways to Die -- Season C

No longer avaiiable anymore

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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 4 November 2012
1

1000 Ways to Die -- Season B

No longer avaiiable anymore

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JamesTherHAMPMaster JamesTherHAMPMaster 2 November 2012
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1000 Ways to Die -- Season A

No longer avaiiable anymore

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Anonymous2u Anonymous2u 10 July 2012
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Fake ways to die

Okay,so these are some ways to die that i think kwould be exellent to be on the show, they are all just some of my ideas. this is all for fun. Oh & i would love to hear some of your suggestions and/or comments. Enjoy



Location: Washington DC

Date: April 23rd 2006

Gary was a mueseum theif, he was infamous for his clean & unsolved heists. One of his most recent was a theft of a lovely greco-roman bust. Tonight he was at a museum. His target: An Elvisaurus skull. Elvisaurus was one of the dinosaur skeletons on display at the triassic exhibit. First he had to neutralize the gaurd. he pulled a tranquillizer dart gun out to shoot him. first shot hit one of the vertibrates of the elvisaurus skeleton. second shot, hit the gaurd in the side & he was co…



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