"Blogged Artery", way to die #443 is the last segment in the episode "Wild Wild Death" which aired on November 21, 2011.
Plot[]
Bonnie was a shameless slut who ran a sex blog called "Under the Covers", first she had sex and then she posted it; she specialized in rock stars and Bonnie loved what she did.
Under the Covers became an internet sensation and was about to get even bigger when Bonnie landed her most famous star yet: Alex of Blood Turkey, who was in Zuni Pueblo, with the pouty lipped Alex, Blood Turkey filled stadiums all over the world.
Bonnie hoped Alex would fill something more and licked her lips, wanting to have sex.
Alex arrived not knowing what he had gotten himself into and told Bonnie that his band was going to San Francisco the following week. Bonnie tried to tempt him into sex, but sex with a dirty woman was not unfinished business for Alex. Alex said that he thought it was just an interview and then Bonnie got naked and told him that by having sex he would give her the answers, but Alex decided to leave, which pissed Bonnie off.
Bonnie would not accept being rejected and wanted revenge so she used her vacuum cleaner to give herself the mother of all passionate kisses. If Alex didn't want to kiss her, she would kiss herself, but her plan went wrong. The vacuum created a blood clot in her neck and when Bonnie stood up, the clot reached her brain where it caused her arteries to burst, killing her and sending this bitch to hell.
Narrator: Bonnie thought her sex blog would bring her fame and fortune... but in the end, she went from 'Under the Covers' to 'Six Feet Under'.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Nobody turns down a free ride on Bonnie. With the revenge on her mind, she uses her vacuum cleaner to give herself the mother-sucker of all hickeys. If Alex didn't wanna leave his mark on her, she'd do it herself. But something truly does suck. The vacuum hose created an arterial blood clot in her neck. Bonnie stands up... and drops dead.
(Recap, Epic Rock Piece is playing)
Narrator: Bonnie thought her sex blog would bring her fame and fortune... but in the end, she went from 'Under the Covers' to 'Six Feet Under'.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Denise Carroll - Bonnie (lead: intended victim)
- Veronica Mannion - Sex Blogger
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkahn - Interventional Pain Physician
Trivia[]
- This death is a little similar to "Game Stopped" but Garth stood up after sixty straight hours and the victim's demise was over the loss of a video game, not a vacuum cleaner.
- This is similar to the death of Julio Macia Gonzalez.
- The deathname in the Spanish versions is the same as in the original dub if you translate it into English.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Kiss of Death (Spike TV Website)
- A Kiss Before Dying
- Kissed Out
- Sucked Up
Foreign Names[]
- Arteria Blogueada [Wordplay on "Arteria bloqueada" (Blocked artery) and "Blog"] (Blogged Artery) - Latin American Spanish and European Spanish dubs
- Chupão Eterno (Eternal Hickey) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Blogger ma Kutunga Kadavera (Blogger being Stand Cadaverous) - Lazoran dub
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