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"Blogged Artery", way to die #443 is the last segment in the episode "Wild Wild Death" which aired on November 21, 2011.


On January 16 2006, in Zuni Pueblo, New Mexico, Bonnie is a total slut who has sex with rock star musician guys and owns her own web page, which was called "Under the Covers" in which after she makes out with the rockers, she writes about them. Bonnie invites Alex from the band "Blood Turkey" to an "interview", but what she really is doing is seducing him so that way she can have sex with him in which she explains to him what he has to do. Alex, probably having a girlfriend at home or waiting for that special someone, rejects Bonnie. In revenge, Bonnie, who was being sarcastic, has had enough so she uses her own vacuum cleaner to give the mother-sucker of all hickies. After turning it off, she gets a blood clot in her neck which kills her when she stands up by blood from the neck go into the brain and exploding part of it. Bonnie plops onto the couch, now a cadaver.

"Nobody turns down a free ride on Bonnie. With the revenge on her mind, she uses her vacuum cleaner to give herself the mother-sucker of all hickeys. If Alex didn't wanna leave his mark on her, she'd do it herself. But something truly does suck. The vacuum hose created an arterial blood clot in her neck. Bonnie stands up...and drops dead."

Cast & Interviewees

  • Veronica Mannion - Sex Blogger
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkahn - Interventional Pain Physician
  • Denise Carroll - Bonnie (lead:intended victim)


  • This death is a little similar to "Game Stopped" but in "Game Stopped," the victim stood up after sixty straight hours and the victim's demise was over the loss over a video game, not from a vacuum cleaner.

Segment Nicknames

  • Kiss of Death (Spike TV Website)
  • A Kiss Before Dying
  • Kissed Out
  • Sucked Up

Foreign names

  • Arteria Blogueada (Word play on Bloqueada (Blocked) and Blog) - Latin American and Spanish dubs.