Way to Die #201
"Blown Job"
Name of the death is a pun on "blown" and "blow job"
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"There's nothing more pathetic than a drunken clown except maybe a dead drunken clown. At least for Fred, clown time is over."
Date August 11, 2007
Location Miami, Ohio
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death: A User's Manual"
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"Blown Job", Way to Die #201, is the sixth and the final death featured in "Death: A User's Manual", which aired on March 29, 2009.

Plot

Fred Garfield AKA Laughy the Clown, a drunken alcoholic clown, also a bad clown is on his way to his next birthday party, wishing, more than anything, that it would be his last. Ironically, he was coulrophobic as a child (i.e., he was scared of clowns). He would always bring the grand finale, a giant balloon called, "Ally Gator" which was probably the only worthwhile part of his act. When he stops short in front of the party, a canister of CO2 rolls up against his seat, inflating the giant balloon for his act while still in the car. He is too drunk to sense the danger until it is too late, and dies when the balloon presses him against the car door and he suffocates.

"What happens next isn't funny... it's fatal."

Interviewees

  • Seymour Segnit - Phobia Expert
  • Jason Romero - Emergency Medical Technician

Trivia

  • This segment was not to be confused with Blown Job (118).
  • It is based on the child actor gun Marlon. He is known for his giant inflatable elephant colonel Jumbo. In 2005, He was killed while driving on a California highway on his way to a party. As it sped down the elephant highway the 20 foot balloon began to inflate, filling the cabin almost instantly and causing it to crash. It was likely changed to the car stopped in order for safety for the actor.

Segment Nicknames

  • Coulrophobic Clown
  • Blown Away
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