"Board Stiff", Way to Die #478, is the fifth death to be featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.
Plot[]
It's an old story guys, a young prodigy with the potential to be the best in the world wastes his life and talent with beers and drugs, say hello to Brandon, he used to be the future king of skateboarding... and he ended up ruined.
He still had a talent for skateboarding, but wasted his time terrorizing pedestrians (like sliding on his skateboard over a handrail to knock an old man out of the way and make him fall) and also annoying security guards (like skating in construction zones which made a guard tell him to leave and he told the guard to get a real job), the kids used to admire Brandon, they all wanted to be like him, finally they just asked him drugs and accompanied him while they got drunk.
On a day like any other for the lost boy prodigy, Brandon showed flashes of his old self in a construction zone which was clearly marked to keep people out, Brandon ignored the "No Trespassing" signs and he entered, but a loose rock brought him back to reality, one of the wheels of his skateboard collided with the rock and Brandon went flying, he flew through the air and fell face first on fresh cement.
The impact left him unconscious and Brandon was about to become permanent part of the sidewalk, the wet cement solidifies through a chemical process called "Hydration", unfortunately for Brandon, it was quick drying cement and in a few minutes the unconscious skateborder was etched in stone, plus when Brandon fell on the wet cement and breathed, he inhaled the wet cement that blocked him the airways and in about 60 seconds the air stopped reaching his lungs, his heart stopped beating and he died, sending him to Hell where he could become a skateboarding hit guy and entertain Satan.
Narrator: Once upon a time, Brandon was the next hit guy in the skateboarding world. Now, he was just another... dead guy.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Once upon a time, Brandon was the next hit guy in the skateboarding world. Now, he was just another... dead guy.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Scott "Big Cat" Pfaff - Brandon (lead: intended victim)
- Kyle Kavnaugh - (Skateboarder; Only in DMAX dubs)
- Kristian Svitak - (Pro Skater)
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - (Surgeon)
Trivia[]
- Also called "Tony Hack" on the Spike TV website, which was a pun on legendary skateboarder, Tony Hawk.
- The victim portrayed is Scott Pfaff aka Big Cat, (Rob Dyrdek's cousin) who was featured many times in Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory.
- Similar to Ex'd Ex, this death has an interviewee using the victim's name.
- This death takes place 8 years after Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood
Segment Nicknames[]
- Tony Hack (Spike TV)
- Skateboard Scamper
- Tony Hack: Big Death!
- Hard Board
Foreign Names[]
- Duro como una Tabla (Hard as a Board) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Tieso como una Tabla (Stiff as a board) - European Spanish dub
- Cimentado (Cemented) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Utamali akan ka patineta (Skater without trouble) - Lazoran dub
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