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Way to Die #671
Name of the death is a pun on "boob" and "suicide"
"Jewel's lady lumps brought big attraction, but they gave her the mother of all backaches. She tried going topsy-turvy, but then what used to take her customer's breath away... took her own instead."
Date February 27, 2000
Location Hoboken, New Jersey
Episode this death
was featured in
"Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death"
"Phone Boned"

"Boobicide", Way to Die #671, is the fourth death to be featured in "Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death", which aired on February 23, 2011.


A vain stripper named Jewel suffering from back problems from her polypropylene breast implants takes oxycodone and alcohol to relieve her pain. She then climbs into a reclining rack and flips herself upside-down to further relax her back. Jewel suffocates (asphyxiates) from her breasts falling on her face and being too intoxicated to react or right herself in time.

Cast and Interviewees

  • Crystal Storm - Jewel (lead: intended victim)
  • Dr. Julie Edween - Herself (Plastic Surgeon)
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Himself (Surgeon)

Foreign names

  • Mmmmmh... Pechicidio (Mmmmmh... Breasticide) - Latin American dub
  • Teticidio (Tittycide) - Spanish dub