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"Boobicide", Way to Die #671, is the fourth death to be featured in "Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death", which aired on February 23, 2011.

Plot[]

A vain stripper named Jewel suffering from back problems from her polypropylene breast implants takes oxycodone and alcohol to relieve her pain. She then climbs into a reclining rack and flips herself upside-down to further relax her back. Jewel suffocates (asphyxiates) from her breasts falling on her face and being too intoxicated to react or right herself in time.

Transcript[]

(Recap, Bittersweet Ending is playing)

Narrator: Jewel's lady lumps brought big attraction, but they gave her the mother of all backaches. She tried going topsy-turvy, but then what used to take her customer's breath away...

(Jewel suffocates and dies)

Narrator: …took her own instead.

Cast and Interviewees[]

  • Crystal Storm - Jewel (lead: intended victim)
  • Dr. Julie Edween - Herself (Plastic Surgeon)
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Himself (Surgeon)

Foreign names[]

  • Mmmmmh... Pechicidio (Mmmmmh... Breasticide) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Teticidio (Tittycide) - Spanish dub
    Boobicide
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