"Booty Trapped", Way to Die #333, is the sixth death to be featured in "Come On, Get Deathy", which aired on January 20, 2010.
Plot[]
Brandy was a gold digger who loved money, she would strip down to her underwear and roll around in the money, she would have sex with it, she even put it inside of her underwear, she was completely happy to have stolen it from her rich and elderly husband, she asked him to give her more but he said that the economic situation was difficult but Brandy had a high-security vanity room with secret riches. While skimming and messing around with her husband's money one night, a minor freak-of-nature earthquake shakes the room, causing heavy bags of money to knock Brandy out and then suffocate her to death, sending this greedy evil girl to the hell where she belonged.
Like the song goes, "money can't buy you love."
Transcript[]
([] is playing, Brandy is happy with money)
Narrator: Brandy was in love, with money. She would spend hours everyday playing with it. Touching it.
Brandy: Aah, yeah!
Narrator: Fondling it. Basically, making love to her huge pile of riches. For Brandy, the best thing about her money was that she had managed to steal it all from her rich old geezer husband.
Brandy: Ka-ching...! Yeah!
(Day, Brandy drives an Aston Martin with her old hubby, [] is playing)
Brandy: You know last night? You really were awesome.
Old Geezer: Was I?
-Narrator: The old geezer thought he had it made.
-Brandy: Woo!
Narrator: He got to bang on Brandy every night.
Brandy: Slam me against the wall...
Old Geezer: At my age, can you imagine?
Brandy: It's that me you got!
Narrator: And everytime she asked him for some dope, he would figure it out a way to say no.
Brandy: You know what, darling? About my allowance, I think I deserve a little bump, don't you think?
Old Geezer: Ah, you know, I haven't much been read a newspaper, watching a TV, economy sucks, all my stocks are down...
(Death by Riff Rock 2 is playing, Brandy secretly enters the code to open the vanity room)
Narrator: But Brandy had a secret: Inside her high-security vanity room, was her own personal fortknox of wealth and riches.
(British Street Death is playing, Brandy is now happier than ever)
Narrator: All of it, stolen from her type wad husband.
(Brandy kisses the bill)
Brandy: (Laughs of joy) Woo!!
-Narrator: Brandy, was a naughty girl.
-Brandy: Wheee!
Brandy: Spank me hard, daddy.
(Brandy spanks herself with bills)
Brandy: WOOO!!!
([] is playing, Brandy sleeps with money)
Narrator: But she was about to get spanked by something a lot worse...
([] is playing, an earthquake shakes the room)
Narrator: Deep down below the earth, a rumbling began.
(Brandy starts to panic, the money bags fall onto Brandy and crush her)
-Narrator: It was payback time, for her years of larceny.
-Brandy: (Screams)
Narrator: Earthquake. An act of God, brought her worldly goods tumbling down.
Dr. Pavel Bindra: When a pile of stuff...comes crashing down on somebody, it could be like somebody has, you know, vice like embrace and you can't expand or contract the chest.
(CGI human gets crushed by money bags, suffocating the human)
Dr. Pavel Bindra: You can't get your lungs to open and close to get the air in and out to breathe, the mechanics are working against you.
(Back to Brandy gets crush by a big pile of cash)
Dr. Pavel Bindra: And you could basically effectively squeezed to death.
(What goes up is playing, Brandy dies from suffocation)
Narrator: Sometimes a big pile of cash doesn't make you happy. It leaves you...dead.
Trivia[]
- Amber has her acting reel on YouTube. She also played the biker bar dancer in Lady & The Trampled.
- Despite that the month and day was taken in January 17, 2007, it could possibly be based on a true incident happened in Northridge California Earthquake on January 17, 1994 where many victims had died.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Amber Strauser - Brandy (Lead: Intended victim)
- Dr. Pavel Bindra - Himself (Cardiac Electrophysiologist)
Segment Nicknames[]
- Quaking Money Victimized (Spike TV)
- Looted and Lost
- Money Trap
- Bankroll Burial
Foreign Names[]
- Dinero Sangriento (Blood Money) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Atrapada por el botín (Trapped by the Loot) - Spanish dub
Goofs[]
- Anachronism: Brandy owns an Aston Martin V8 Vantage Roadster, which although the car was commercially available at the time, this variation was not on the market until the summer of 2007.
- Cameraman: While the moneybag was falling onto Brandy you clearly see the cameraman’s leg near the shelf.
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