WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS IN REAL LIFE LIKE MIKHAIL, IF YOU DO, YOU WILL SENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND YOUR PARENTS, YOUR FAMILY WOULD GET F**KING PISSED AT YOU TO DO THAT SHIT, SO DON'T DO IT.
Boris Bititoff, Way to Die #611, is the eighth and final death featured in "Up With Death", which aired on December 16, 2009.
Plot[]
Set five years after the Chernobyl disaster, three soldiers named Mikhail, Vladimir and Sonia roam into the wilderness of the nuclear holocaust, and suffer from abnormal conditions caused by the radiation, with Mikhail stating that he can see using his eyelids and Vladimir saying that he's growing a third testicle. Mikhail strikes out with Sonia, his female colleague, who instead makes out with Vladimir, Mikhail's other colleague. So, stooping to zoophilia, Mikhail makes up for it by trying to have sex with a raccoon, only for the raccoon to bite off his penis, and he quickly exsanguinates, much to the horror of Vladimir and Sonia, sending the sick f*ck to hell.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Aleksandar Filimonovic - Mikhail (lead: intended victim)
- Max Nikoff - Vladmir (lead)
- Elena Tsotseva - Sonia (lead)
- Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian - Nuclear Physicist
- Danielle Jagoda - Psychotherapist
- Sean Roach - Wildlife Educator
- Dr. Steven Burstein - Cardiologist
Trivia[]
- The tape transition that appears usually the end of the segment doesn't appear, and instead cuts to black. This also happens in Dead Meat-Eorite and Die-Agra.
- It also plays the sound used in the Date and Location screens at the end.
- This is based on two similar incidents. Both victims of these incidents, however, survived.
- One incident happened in Russia in 2008 where a man reportedly tried to rape a raccoon, only for it to bite his privates right off.
- The other, not raccoon-based, involved the case of John and Lorena Bobbitt, after Lorena cut off John's privates and hid it in the woods.
- When Vladimir says "That'll put hair on your balls! All three of them" to Mikhail (who is actually growing three testicles), it referenced the character Jimmy Three Balls from Cyanide and Happiness.
- When the private said hello to his friends, he actually said something completely different, the Russian word for hello (as well as the Ukrainian way) is "privet" or руддщ.
- This is the first and only death to take place in Ukraine.
- The CGI model shows a "hammer" and sickle in front of his brain.
- Where Sonia and Vladimir run off to after Mikhail's death is unknown.
- The name of the death in the Spanish dubs are a pun on "Boris Badenov", Frankenstein actor "Boris Karloff", and "Mordisco" (Biting).
- In the German version, if we include Greased Is The Word, this segment would be the eighth death of the episode.
Foreign Names[]
- Boris Mordiscoff (Boris Bititoff) - Latin American Spanish and European Spanish dubs
- Comida Animal (Animal Food) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
Segment Nicknames[]
- Raccoon Rage
- Love Gone Rooter
- Fur and Fury
- Wild Night
- Sick-coon-Death
- Cock and Ball Racoon Touture from Wikipedia
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