Way to Die #611
"Boris Bititoff"
Name of the death is a pun on "Rocky & Bullwinkle" character, "Boris Badenov" and Frankenstein actor, “Boris Karloff”
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"Private Mikhail learned the hard way. It's not nice to screw Mother Nature. She just might bite back."
Date June 9, 1991
Location Chernobyl, Ukraine
Episode this death
was featured in
"Up With Death"
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Boris Bititoff, Way to Die #611, is the seventh death featured in "Up With Death", which aired on December 16, 2009.

Plot

Set five years after the Chernobyl disaster, three soldiers named Mikhail, Vladimir and Sonia roam into the wilderness of the nuclear holocaust, and suffer from abnormal conditions caused by the radiation, with Mikhail stating that he can see using his eyelids and Vladimir saying that he's growing a third testicle. Mikhail strikes out with Sonia, his female colleague, who instead makes out with Vladimir, Mikhail's other colleague. So, stooping to zoophilia, Mikhail makes up for it by trying to have sex with a raccoon, only for the raccoon to bite off his penis, and he bleeds to death from massive exsanguination, much to the horror of Vladimir and Sonia.

Trivia

  • This is based on two similar incidents. Both victims of these incidents, however, survived.
    • One incident happened in Russia in 2008 where a man reportedly tried to rape a raccoon, only for it to bite his privates right off.
    • The other, not raccoon-based, involved the case of John and Lorena Bobbitt, after Lorena cut off John's privates and hid it in the woods.
  • When the private said hello to his friends, he actually said something completely different, the Russian word for hello (as well as the Ukrainian way) is "privet" or руддщ.
  • This is the first and only death to take place in Ukraine.
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