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Way to Die #520
"Branched Out"
Name of the death is a pun on "branched out"
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"Deacon thought he jumped on the girls and guns internet bandwagon. He could make some serious cash if he got enough hits. But then he got a hit... he wasn't looking for."
Date June 5, 2009
Location Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Episode this death
was featured in
"Wild Wild Death"
"I Spy A Dead Guy"
"Toilet Rolled"

"Branched Out", Way to Die #520, is the third death featured in "Wild Wild Death", which aired on November 21, 2011.


A man named Deacon decides to make a series of viral videos featuring attractive women shooting guns under the name "Cecil B. Perverted". The first girl that's shown on the video is Tanya, which she got hurt on her shoulder. The next girl that's shown on the video is Petula. For his latest video, he features a woman named Irma shooting an Uzi. However, a stray bullet falls into Irma's open cleavage due to her wearing a spaghetti-strap tank top and burns her. The distraction causes Irma to fire the Uzi at random, shooting down a tree branch which falls and impales Deacon in the chest, piercing his heart and causing him to die from massive blood loss, much to the horror of Irma.


  • L.W. Hodge - Viral Video Director
  • Dr. Steven Burstein - Interventional Cardiologist


  • Revealing Mistake: Irma was only firing in front of her, but the stray bullet that fell into her cleavage came from the side, as if it were thrown by a person.


  • The segment is based on the real accident of Molly Glynn, who was impaled by a broken tree branch, due to a severe storm.

Segment Nicknames

  • Uzi-Daisy (Spike TV)

Foreign names

  • Malas Ramificaciones (Bad Branchings) - Latin American dub
  • Malas Ramas (Bad Brances) - Spanish dub

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