Way to Die #397 | |
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"Bucky Boned" | |
Name of the death is a pun on the toy "bucky balls" | |
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"Lenny swallowed a bucky, things got really sucky, and now Lenny's a dead ducky." | |
Date | June 26, 2008 |
Location | New York, New York |
Episode this death was featured in |
"Tweets From the Dead" |
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"Bucky Boned", Way to Die #397, is the second death to be featured in "Tweets From the Dead", which aired on March 26, 2012.
Contents
Plot
A spoiled stockbroker named Lenny had been bilking millions of dollars from investors through an illicit Ponzi scheme. Everyone would say that he was a regular Bernard Madoff, but his greedy behavior was going to catch up to him; following the stock market crash, he receives word that his office is about to be raided by the FBI, so he and his secretary, Patty, tried frantically to destroy all the evidence.
"Tipped off that his office was about to be raided, he tried desperately to destroy evidence. But then, something gets to Lenny before the feds... death."
Suddenly, he suffers a horrible stomachache, crying Mommy before dying and leaving a horrified Patty. How'd that happen? What caused Lenny's death was his bucky ball stress toy; When he slammed it on his desk in a fit of rage, some of the neodymium magnets landed in his tapioca bubble tea. While drinking the tea, he swallowed the magnets, which then caused them to attract to each other, tearing through his small intestines, causing him to die of internal bleeding.
Cast and Interviewees
- Dwight Turner - Lenny (lead: intended victim)
- Shay McGinnis - Patty
- Dr. Robert Moghimi - Gastroenterologist
Goofs
- The supposedly-dead Lenny can be seen blinking after Patty discovered his corpse.
Trivia
- Also called "Ponzi-Reamed" on the Spike TV website.
- The German version has a scene where Lenny talks to Theodore about some bad news and fires him.
Segment Nicknames
- Ponzi-Reamed (Spike TV)
Foreign names
- Mercado Muerto (Dead Market) - Latin American dub
- Boludo - Spanish dub
- Magnetot (Magnerot) - German dub
Gallery
- Accidental death
- Way to die
- Death by karma
- Death by injury
- Season 4 deaths
- Death by hemorrhaging
- Body Damage
- Bleeding to death
- Original Episodes
- Death as consequences
- Death as punishment
- Criminal Deaths
- Deathie Award Runners-Up
- Villain deaths
- Scammer Deaths
- Screaming People after Dying
- People Screaming while Dying
- Bastards
- People Crying after Victims Died
- Death as justice
- Greedy Deaths
- Dying with the eyes open
- Bad people
- Witnesses after death
- Anger Deaths
- Anger deaths
- Male victims
- Male deaths
- People screaming after the victims died
- Guilty People
- Death for being greedy
- Greedy people
- Death by suicide
- Screaming Victims before Dying
- Victims screaming before dying
- People screaming before dying
- Screaming people before dying
- Last words before dying
- Final words before dying
- People sobbing after the victims died
- People weeping after the victims died
- Goofs In Death
- Spoiled deaths
- Educational Death