"Bull-heavia", Way to Die #642, is the first death to be featured on "Deadliest Kitsch” which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot[]
Hafez was a Middle Eastern dictator (based on Iraq, Libya, or Syria) who used televised rants against the United States in order to make a point for his country, but in private, he loves America almost as much as he loves his own country. He even had his own private room filled with American-style décor and items. The item that this hypocrite liked most in his crazed collection was a mechanical bull he called "Old Smokey". All his troubles went away when he rode it. When he was riding it one day, Hafez began to grow impatient and told his assistant Amed to speed up the bull. Hafez spun erratically on the bull, until Amed accidentally hit the stop button and Hafez flew right off his mechanical steed and right on top of his model of the Washington Monument, stabbing through his heart and sternum, and out his back, killing him and sending this munafiq to Jahannam.
Transcript[]
Hafez: You Americas, are stupid! Get out of our country!
Narrator: Hafez
Hafez: You think you can come to our country, to steal oil? We are not a gas station!
Hafez: America, go to Hell!
Tom Metcalf:
Hafez: Death to America. And this, is all I have to say now!
Narrator: This basher has a secret...
(In another room, Hafez enjoys the American miniatures, wearing cowboy hat)
Hafez: Ooooh, beautiful.
Narrator: Hafez is America's #1 fan.
(Hafez picks up the replica of Washington Monument)
Hafez: To me, this looks like camel penis.
Hafez: Faster, Amed, faster!
()
Amed: Aahhh!
Narrator: Hafez wound up with a monumental hole where his black heart used to be.
(Amed gets close to Hafez, CGI shows the cowboy human gets stabbed by the "camel penis")
David Svoboda: With a 175 pounds
(Recap of Hafez enjoying American culture, What goes up is playing)
Narrator: Hafez's love for America was strange, but misguided. In the land of the free, he was nothing, but one more dead, bad guy.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Iyad Hajjaj - Hafez (Lead: Intended victim)
- Fazio Bujazia - Amed (Lead)
- Tom Metcalf - Himself (Historian)
- David Svoboda - Himself (EMT)
Segment Nicknames[]
- Bleader (Spike TV)
- Trip Table USA
Foreign Names[]
- Toro Salvaje (Wild Bull) - Latin American Spanish and European dubs
- Tourada Oriental (Eastern Rodeo) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Deppenrodeo (Idiot Rodeo) - German dub
- Diskriminasyoni kanit walahan ka tortura (Discrimination Threats Behind to the Torture) - Lazoran dub
Trivia[]
- The producers of 1000 Ways to Die may have not included an exact location for ethnic purposes.
- Hafez's death is similar to that of Shifty's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode, "As You Wish".
- This death takes place 16 years after African't, 17 years after Radioactivate-dead and 21 years after Re-Formed.
- Iyad also portrayed Abdol in Tali-Bombed, which already aired 43 episodes earlier, and his final character, Hadal, in HUMMUS AMONG US, which aired 17 episodes later.
- This is one of a few deaths not to feature an exact location of death.
- The CGI model portraits Hafez with his cowboy hat and duel revolvers.
- 7 months and 1 day before this death was aired (March 23, 2011), Iyad Hajjaj posted a behind-the-scene video.
- This is the first death of season 5.
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