"Butt Plugged", Way to Die #553, is the sixth death featured in "The Good, The Bad, and the Dead", which aired on March 8, 2009.
Plot[]
A newly released convict, Levinson, driving drunk with a hooker in the front seat, shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer who pulls him over. When the officer shoves the con against his truck for talking back, the can is activated, soaking the con's rectum with the spray and fatally eating it away.
"When the cop shoved Levinson against the truck, it set off a raging can of pepper spray inside his bunghole." (US version)
"When the cop shoved Levinson against the truck, it set off a raging can of pepper spray... right up the Gary Glitter!" (UK version)
Transcript[]
(Funny And Funky Dance Party is playing)
Levinson: Damn baby... Like the best thing I've seen in 3 years.
Hooker: I bet.
Narrator: Out on parole with $200 to his name, Levinson was ready to live it up, on his first night of freedom. So, like any sensible man who knows where true happiness lies, he bought himself a bottle of jack, rented himself a fancy SUV, and got himself a hooker.
Levinson: All I got, is dip.
(The hooker gives Levinson some cash)
Hooker: Think of this as a charity.
Levinson: Alright.
Narrator: Lucky Levinson was about to receive a blue ball special.
Levinson: You're an angel.
(Levinson pulls his pants off, Death by Riff Rock 1 is playing)
Levinson: Oh, I've been waiting 3 long years for this...
Narrator: Lost in the romance of the moment, Levinson didn't notice a cop car pulling up, until he already pulled his pants...
(The police sirens is toggled)
Narrator: down.
Levinson: Oh, crap...!
(Levinson gets something out of the center console)
Levinson: Take this.
Hooker: What is that!?
Levinson: It-It's pepper spray. Take it!
Hooker: No!!
Levinson: It's a parole violation! I'll go back for 2 years for this!
(Levinson decides to hide his spray in his pants)
Hooker: What, are you doing?!
Narrator: Levinson had a can of pepper spray in plain view on the console of his car. And in the panic to hide it, the ex-con followed his instincts. And showed the contraband, into the first place he could think of: up his keister.
(Toy Piano Purgatory is playing)
Officer: What's goin' on here?
Levinson: Nothing, officer. Just me and my wife talking.
Officer: Your wife?
Levinson: Yes, my wife.
Officer: If that's your wife, then I'm the emperor of China.
Levinson: Nice to meet you, emperor.
Officer: Get out of the car.
(Death by Riff Rock 1 is resuming)
Levinson: Got nothing to better to do?
(Levinson has no choice but get out for examination)
Officer: Get out of the car.
Narrator: They say that when you get pulled over, your first impression dictates your odds of avoiding trouble:
Officer: You're under the influence.
Narrator: Exiting a vehicle with your pants surround your ankles, and a half pint of booze on your breath. Not a good start.
Officer: You're under the influence?
Levinson: A little bit...
Officer: A little bit?
Levinson: A little bit!
Officer: Hey!
(The officer shoves Levinson, Levinson hits against his SUV, causing the spray to activate, Creepy Death is playing)
Levinson: AH!!! AH!!! AAAAHHH!!!
-Officer: What's the matter?
-Levinson: AH!!
Narrator: When the cop shoved Levinson against the truck,
(Levinson sits)
Narrator: it set off a raging can of pepper spray inside his bunghole.
-Levinson: OH MY GOD, IT HURTS!!!
-Officer: What are you doing?? What's going on!???
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: When someone has pepper spray straight in their face, it typically isn't open environment.
(CGI pepper spray sprays the rectum, causes the intestine to burn)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: When pepper spray would go off and say close the colon, there's no worth of that pepper to defuse, so it's just constantly it can be irritating that lining causing more and more damage in the colon, probably causing more severe damage and say if you sprayed it someone's eyes or nose.
([] is playing)
Officer: The hell is wrong with this guy???!
Hooker: (Sighs) You'll figure it out, I'm so out of here.
(The hooker had enough, decides to leave)
Officer: What's going on? What the hell's going on??
-Narrator: Crime doesn't pay, but the criminal does.
-Officer: What's going on here??
(Levinson is dead)
Narrator: For Levinson, first, he put up. Then, he paid up.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Mark Kordula - Levinson (Lead: intended victim)
- Courtney Best - Hooker (Lead)
- Christopher Karl Johnson - Officer (Lead)
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical & Medicine Rehab
Segment Nickname[]
- Plugged Up
- Deadly Officers
- Written The Decased List
Foreign Names[]
- Tapón Mortal (Mortal Plug) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Taponado (Corky) - Spanish dub
- Ano-nadado (Anus-whelmed) [Wordplay for "Ano" and "Anonadado"] - Mexican Spanish dub
- Ganz schlecht versteckt (Hidden really badly) - German dub
Trivia[]
- This death was #4 in WatchMojo's "Top 10 1000 Ways to Die Deaths."
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