"Butt Plugged", Way to Die #553, is the sixth death featured in "The Good, The Bad, and the Dead", which aired on March 8, 2009.
Plot[]
Levinson was an ex-convict who had been in prison from 1999 to 2002, fortunately for Levinson, he had been released from prison on parole and had $200, he was ready to enjoy his first night off so he bought himself a bottle of Jack Daniel's, rented a fancy SUV and found himself a hooker and she was the best he had seen in those 3 years.
Levinson parked and dropped his pants to have sex with the hooker, but then he noticed that a police car was approaching, Levinson grabbed a can of pepper spray that he had in the console of the car and told the hooker that to take it to which she refused, Levinson told her that pepper spray was a violation of parole and that he would go to prison until 2004, Levinson panicked about where to hide the pepper spray and to avoid going back to prison for 2 years, the ex-convict decided to hide it in the first place he could think of: his keister.
The police officer approached the window and asked what was happening, Levinson told him nothing and that he was just talking to his wife, the officer did not believe that the hooker was his wife and joked that he was the emperor of China, Levinson greeted him joking that he was the emperor and the officer told him to get out of the car, some advice for you guys, if you ever get stopped by the police try to make a good first impression, it might help you avoid trouble, in Levinson's case, get out of the vehicle with the pants around the ankles and the breath reeking of alcohol, not a good start, the officer asked Levinson if he was drinking to which Levinson told him a little bit, the officer questioned this which upset Levinson, the officer pushed Levinson against the SUV and the can of pepper spray was fired into his anus, Levinson began to scream in pain and rub his butt on the ground while the officer tried to figure out. what was happening to him.
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: When someone has pepper spray straight in their face, it typically isn't open environment. When pepper spray would go off and say close the colon, there's no worth of that pepper to defuse, so it's just constantly it can be irritating that lining causing more and more damage in the colon, probably causing more severe damage and say if you sprayed it someone's eyes or nose.
The officer ran to the SUV and asked the hooker what was wrong with Levinson, she told him that he could figure it out himself and decided to leave, the officer ran up to Levinson and asked him what was wrong as he writhed in pain until pepper spray ended his life, killing him and sending him to Hell, the officer realized he was dead and ran to his patrol car to ask for help.
Narrator: Crime doesn't pay, but the criminal does. For Levinson, first, he put up. Then, he paid up.
Transcript[]
(Funny And Funky Dance Party is playing)
Levinson: Damn baby... Like the best thing I've seen in 3 years.
Hooker: I bet.
Narrator: Out on parole with $200 to his name, Levinson was ready to live it up, on his first night of freedom. So, like any sensible man who knows where true happiness lies, he bought himself a bottle of jack, rented himself a fancy SUV, and got himself a hooker.
Levinson: All I got, is dip.
(The hooker gives Levinson some cash)
Hooker: Think of this as a charity.
Levinson: Alright.
Narrator: Lucky Levinson was about to receive a blue ball special.
Levinson: You're an angel.
(Levinson pulls his pants off, Death by Riff Rock 1 is playing)
Levinson: Oh, I've been waiting 3 long years for this...
Narrator: Lost in the romance of the moment, Levinson didn't notice a cop car pulling up, until he already pulled his pants...
(The police sirens is toggled)
Narrator: down.
Levinson: Oh, crap...!
(Levinson gets something out of the center console)
Levinson: Take this.
Hooker: What is that!?
Levinson: It-It's pepper spray. Take it!
Hooker: No!!
Levinson: It's a parole violation! I'll go back for 2 years for this!
(Levinson decides to hide his spray in his pants)
Hooker: What, are you doing?!
Narrator: Levinson had a can of pepper spray in plain view on the console of his car. And in the panic to hide it, the ex-con followed his instincts. And showed the contraband, into the first place he could think of: up his keister.
(Toy Piano Purgatory is playing)
Officer: What's goin' on here?
Levinson: Nothing, officer. Just me and my wife talking.
Officer: Your wife?
Levinson: Yes, my wife.
Officer: If that's your wife, then I'm the emperor of China.
Levinson: Nice to meet you, emperor.
Officer: Get out of the car.
(Death by Riff Rock 1 is resuming)
Levinson: Got nothing to better to do?
(Levinson has no choice but get out for examination)
Officer: Get out of the car.
Narrator: They say that when you get pulled over, your first impression dictates your odds of avoiding trouble:
Officer: You're under the influence.
Narrator: Exiting a vehicle with your pants surround your ankles, and a half pint of booze on your breath. Not a good start.
Officer: You're under the influence?
Levinson: A little bit...
Officer: A little bit?
Levinson: A little bit!
Officer: Hey!
(The officer shoves Levinson, Levinson hits against his SUV, causing the spray to activate, Creepy Death is playing)
Levinson: AH!!! AH!!! AAAAHHH!!!
-Officer: What's the matter?
-Levinson: AH!!
Narrator: When the cop shoved Levinson against the truck,
(Levinson sits)
Narrator: it set off a raging can of pepper spray inside his bunghole.
-Levinson: OH MY GOD, IT HURTS!!!
-Officer: What are you doing?? What's going on!???
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: When someone has pepper spray straight in their face, it typically isn't open environment.
(CGI pepper spray sprays the rectum, causes the intestine to burn)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: When pepper spray would go off and say close the colon, there's no worth of that pepper to defuse, so it's just constantly it can be irritating that lining causing more and more damage in the colon, probably causing more severe damage and say if you sprayed it someone's eyes or nose.
([] is playing)
Officer: The hell is wrong with this guy???!
Hooker: (Sighs) You'll figure it out, I'm so out of here.
(The hooker had enough, decides to leave)
Officer: What's going on? What the hell's going on??
-Narrator: Crime doesn't pay, but the criminal does.
-Officer: What's going on here??
(Levinson is dead)
Narrator: For Levinson, first, he put up. Then, he paid up.
Transcript (UK)[]
"When the cop shoved Levinson against the truck, it set off a raging can of pepper spray... right up the Gary Glitter!" (UK version)
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Mark Kordula - Levinson (lead: intended victim)
- Courtney Best - Hooker (lead) (Also Portrayed Trixie In Me So Hornet)
- Christopher Karl Johnson - Officer (lead) (Also Portrayed Dr. Von Metzger In Snakenstein)
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical & Medicine Rehab
Segment Nickname[]
- Plugged Up
- Deadly Officers
- Written The Decased List
Foreign Names[]
- Tapón Mortal (Mortal Plug) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Taponado (Corky) - Spanish dub
- Pimenta nos Outros é Refresco (Others Getting Peppered is Refreshing) [A shortened version of the popular saying "Pimenta no cú dos outros é refresco") - Brazilian Portuguese dub.
- Ano-nadado (Anus-whelmed) [Wordplay for "Ano" and "Anonadado"] - Mexican Spanish dub
- Ganz schlecht versteckt (Hidden really badly) - German dub
Trivia[]
- This death was #4 in WatchMojo's "Top 10 1000 Ways to Die Deaths."
Goofs[]
- When it take place in 2002, when Levinson driving a 2006 Jeep Commander.
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