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BACKGROUND VOICE:CATERPILLARS ARE TAME BUT SOME ARE COLD BLOODED;AN EXAMPLE OF A WARM BLOODED CATERPILLAR WOULD BE THIS EMPATHETIC DUDE

CRUZTOM:THERE THERE FELLA YOU'RE SAFE

BACKGROUND VOICE:CRUZTOM SHOWS KINDNESS FOR CATERPILLARS TAME & DEADLY;1 DAY WHILE HE WAS WALKING AROUND HIS HOMETOWN HE SAW A CATERPILLAR WITH ALL HAIRS THE PUSS CATERPILLAR

JULES SYLVESTER:WHEN I 1ST CAME ACROSS THE PUSS CATERPILLAR I HAD MAKE SURE TO CARRY PLENTY OF SOAP & WATER & TO MAKE THINGS SAFEST I PUT TOOTHPASTE ON IT

COYOTE PETERSON:I'LL PROBABLY ENTER THE STING ZONE WITH ANOTHER DEADLY CATERPILLAR AFTER THE MALE PLATYPUS

NEVAEH:I USED TOOTHPASTE ON MY SKIN BEFORE TO HELP MY SUNBURN & I NEED TO DO THAT THE REST OF MY LIFE CAUSE IT ACTUALLY HELPS

BACKGROUND:CRUZTOM DOESN'T LIKE TO USE TOOTHPASTE ON HIS SKIN BECAUSE HE HAS AN ALLERGY TO SOME OF THE CHEMICALS IN IT;HE'S COLLECTED EVERY DEADLY CATERPILLAR ON EARTH;THERE'S THE PUSS CATERPILLAR THE CLOM CATERPILLAR FLANNEL MOTH CATERPILLAR THE ZEBRA LONGWING CATERPILLAR THE SADDLEBACK CATERPILLAR THE CECROPIA MOTH CATERPILLAR THE ARSENURA CATERPILLAR THE CBB CATERPILLAR HENRY'S HARSH MOTH CATERPILLAR THE SPOTTED APATELODES CATERPILLAR THE SHAGGY DOG CATERPILLAR THE MONKEY SLUG CATERPILLAR THE STINGING ROSE CATERPILLAR THE PADDLE CATERPILLAR THE IFSM CATERPILLAR THE DALCERIDAE MOTH CATERPILLAR THE AMERICAN DAGGER THE HAG MOTH THE SOS CATERPILLAR THE PIPEVINE SWALLOWTAIL CATERPILLAR THE MONARCH CATERPILLAR CINNIBAR MOTH BUTTERFLY THE GYPSY MOTH CATERPILLAR THE BAG SHELTER CATERPILLAR & ALL OTHER CATERPILLARS;THERE NAMES WERE MISTY MARY TRUDY FLANNIGAN LIZZY MAXIE KAT KATIE (CAT-TIE) WEB SALLY YUP PIP HAP NEL BUG TIG RIGGY RAZZINE TINA-LYNN MARLETTE JAIRILUH MIX BIBBLY JIGGLE TRINGLE MILKY MARARUTH WINZIE SCAMZIE XALIELLETE YOILETTA SHINY SHILLY WATERHEART & LOLAMANDY

CRUZTOM:HEY WHAT DO YOU LADIES SAY I LET YOU OUT OF YOUR CAGE & YOU CAN PLAY;AWWW DADDY'S GONNA GO MAKE YOUR LUNCH OK

BACKGROUND:KING KINDNESS DIDN'T HAVE TO GO OUT & PICK LEAVES BECAUSE HE HAS FRESH PLANTS IN THE FRIDGE HE EVEN USED HIS NEW CRICUT TO MAKE STURDY & DISHWASHER PROOF LABELS FOR THE FOOD BOWLS HE ALSO LIKED TO BLEND THEM INTO SMOOTHIES FOR A DRINK;

SHANNON (GUEST INTERVIEWEE):WHEN I MADE THAT CUP FOR MY MOTHER I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE STICKER STURDY

BACKGROUND VOICE;BUT THERE IS 1 COLAMITY WHEN CRUZTOM TRIES TO GIVE THE DEADLY CATERPILLARS ATTENTION THE NON-DEADLY 1'S INTERRUPT HIM NOW HE GETS REVENGE FROM THE DEADLY 1'S WHEN CRUZTOM TRIES TO GET THEM WATER READY FOR THEIR 2ND BATH OF THE DAY THE DEADLY 1'S AT THE SAME TIME BITE HIM & STING HIM;A FEW MOMENT LATER HE FINDS HIMSELF VOMITING RASHING & STOMACH SICK HE POPPED HIS ANTI-ITCH MEDICATION & GINGER PILLS TO SLEEP IT OFF LATER THAT NIGHT HE WAS GOING ALL MUMPY LUMPY;CRUZTOM WASN'T JUST ALLERGIC TO TOOTHPASTE HE ALSO HAD AN ALLERGY TO CATERPILLAR VENOM;THE DEADLY CATERPILLARS UNLIKE THE NONDEADLY 1'S WERE PLEASED TO SEE HIS UNEXPECTED FAT;HE COLLAPSED ONTO THE CATERPILLARS BEDS LEAVING THE TAME 1'S IN DEPRESSION & THE DEADLY 1'S BEING HAPPY IN VICTORY

STEVEN BURSTIEN:WHEN THE CATERPILLARS BIT & STUNG INTO CRUZTOM THE VENOM WENT TO ALL HIS ORGANS & WITH A COMBONATION OF THE GINGER PILLS & THE ALLERGY PAINS HE DEVELOPED MUMPS ALL OVER HIM & WENT INTO MORE THAN ANOPHOLACTIC SHOCK HE HAD A HEART ATTACK & DIED FROM ORGAN FAILURE

BACKGROUND VOICE:CRUZTOM WAS A CAT-ASTROPHE WITH KINDNESS HE EVEN UNDERSTOOD THE THEORY OF PHSYCOLOGY BUT IN THE END WE POINTED OUT HE DIDN'T DESERVE DEATH THE DEADLY CATERPILLARS DID