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BACKGROUND VOICE:CHINA HAS A LACK OF HYGEINE WHICH IS HOW THE CORONAVIRUS STARTED & JOE BIDEN WON THE ELECTION;MEET SOMEBODY WHO CARES MORE ABOUT HYGEINE THAN PRESIDENTS;ERNIE WAS A VERY HYGENIC HE LOVED PRESIDENTS HOWEVER HE WAS VERY VAIN ABOUT THEM;EVERYTIME THE NEWS COME ON HE'D JUST NOT PAY ATTENTION

JOE BIDEN:I'M NOT CHINESE HOWEVER I WANNA MAKE SURE ALL CITIZENS ARE SAFE & I'M A BIG FAN OF HYGIENE & LACKING DISEASE

BACKGROUND VOICE:ERNIE'S NICKNAME WAS EDIBLE ERN;HE ALSO MADE SURE HIS STUFF WAS EDIBLE & CLEAN HOWEVER THIS IS WEIRD AS SOON AS HE WAS DONE CLEANING HE WENT IN THE TANNING BED FOR 48 SECONDS;WHEN HE GOT OUT THERE WAS A BAD SUNBURN;HE PUT LISTERINE & TOOTHPASTE ON IT TO MAKE IT BETTER;WHEN HE WOKE UP HE CALLED THE AMBULANCE

NEVAEH:I ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AFTER I TOUCH CLEANING STUFF BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ALLERGIC TO THE CHEMICALS EVEN THO I'M NOT ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING;THE BREAKOUT FROM THE BREATHING MASK WAS JUST A SENSITIVITY

BACKGROUND VOICE:WHILE ERNIE WAS CLEANING HE WORE GLOVES LIKE ALWAYS HOWEVER HIS NEIGHBOR WASN'T DONE WITH HIS SUIT SO HE CLEANED WITHOUT IT & SOME OF IT RAINED ON HIM WITHOUT HIM KNOWING WHILE SLATHERED WITH MOUTHWASH & TOOTHPASTE THE SUNBURN BECAME 1ST DEGREE BURNS FROM ANAPHOLACTIC SHOCK;HE DIDN'T KNOW \HE WAS ALLERGIC TO THE CHEMICALS IN CLEANING SUBSTANCES;HE DIED AFTER 48 HEARTBEATS

DREW BADGER (TOXICOLOGIST):CHEMICALS IN CLEANING THINGS CAUSE LOTS OF REACTIONS TO SOME CRITTERS BUT WHEN IN THE TANNING BOOTH IT BURNS YOUR BODY & WHEN LISTERINE & TOOTHPASTE ARE CONSUMED IT BECOMES 1ST DEGREE BURNS & YOU DIE AFTER FINAL HEARTBEATS

BACKGROUND VOICE:ERNIE WAS THE KING OF CLEANLINESS;AS A MATTER OF TRUTH HE BECAME HIS OWN DEADLY GERM