"Cardiac-A-Breast", Way to Die #55, is the sixth death featured in "Putting A Smiley Face On Death", which aired on September 14, 2010.
Plot[]
Cindy was a beautiful and attractive woman who was as horny like a cat with 3 testicles, that night Cindy was going to a party which was the perfect opportunity to bring to her house a likely sperm donor and suck out all of his bodily fluids, Cindy chose her outfit carefully and the most important weapon was her metal-reinforced bra that she bought at a lingerie store.
Alison Rubke: The first bra patent had a full metal plate, holding up the breasts. And then in the 1930s, is when we first see... the bras we know it today with underwire in it, it... goes around the breast, both sides, and then there's a metal hook-and-eye closures.
Once Cindy had her breasts loaded with a pair of torpedoes, she was ready for action, when Cindy arrived at the party she made sure that the men paid attention to her, then a storm started, which was the perfect opportunity for her to show off her entire body, Cindy started dancing in the rain and became the life of the party, but then lightning was attracted by her bra, hit her on her breasts and entered her heart making it explode.
Jason Romero: Imagine 300 kilovolts of electricity entering you heart at once, it's gonna explode it. It's gonna travel through the body, it's gonna exit out one of your legs into the ground, and at that heat, it can actually melt sand.
Killing her and sending her to Heaven where she could have all the men she wanted with her beauty while her body fell to the ground and leaving the guests shocked with her death.
Narrator: Cindy's slutty outfit was a big hit. Every guy wanted her, but then... she bolted.
Transcript[]
([] is playing)
Narrator: There's one thing you need to know about Cindy:
(Cindy decides what to wear)
Narrator: She's as horny as a 3-balled cat.
(Outside, everyone else partying, Funny And Funky Dance Party is playing)
Narrator: Tonight's party was a chance to drag home a likely sperm donor and drain him of his precious bodily fluids.
(Female Lovers Death is playing)
Narrator: Leaving nothing to chance, Cindy picked her outfit carefully. The most important weapon in her fashion arsenal:
(The camera focuses on a full-metal bra)
Narrator: A metal-reinforced bra she bought at a lingerie store.
(Cindy tries the full-metal bra)
Alison Rubke: The first bra patent had a full metal plate, holding up the breasts. And then in the 1930s, is when we first see... the bras we know it today with underwire in it, it... goes around the breast, both sides, and then there's a metal hook-and-eye closures.
(Behind The Bowling Alley Funk is playing)
Narrator: With her chest loaded with twin torpedoes, Cindy was ready for action.
(James Brown Bond is playing, Cindy arrives to the party)
Cindy: Hey guys!
(Every men admire Cindy's outfit)
Narrator: Once at the party, Cindy made sure she kept the guys "abreast" of the situation.
(Suddenly, the thunder rumbles, it rains, Sex Mex is playing)
Narrator: A sudden storm gives her a chance to put it all on display.
Cindy: Oh my god! I haven't been in a wet t-shirt contest since Cabo.
Men: Oh, yeah!
(Cindy dances even she's wet, while men admire, women are more displeased of jealousy)
Narrator: Cindy was the life of the party until...
(A strikes Cindy in the chest, kills her and shocks everyone over her death)
Jason Romero: Imagine 300 kilovolts of electricity entering you heart at once, it's gonna explode it.
(CGI of Cindy is electrocuted in the heart making it explode, the electricity runs through the body and comes out through the left leg)
Jason Romero: It's gonna travel through the body, it's gonna exit out one of your legs into the ground, and at that heat, it can actually melt sand.
(Sexathon is playing, recap of Cindy dancing)
Narrator: Cindy's slutty outfit was a big hit. Every guy wanted her, but then...
(The lightning strikes on Cindy's chest, kills her)
Narrator: she bolted.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Karen Schantz - Cindy (lead: intended victim)
- Alison Rubke (lingerie expert)
- Jason Romero (EMT paramedic)
Trivia[]
- This death is based on the 1994 death of a Vienna woman called Berbel Zumner.
- Another case occurred in this fashion in London after two women took cover under a tree in a park during a lightning storm. They both died and were at the park for 15 hours until people finally reported them to police. Link: https://m.independent.ie/world-news/women-died-after-lightning-struck-bra-wire-26136750.html
- This death is slightly similar to Dead Meat-Eorite, but involving lightning instead of a meteor.
- This happened to a team of 11.
- This death takes place on a same day as Trucked Up.
- In the German dub, This death takes place on a same day as Chucked Up and the death is set two years ahead of 2006.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Zapped Rack (Spike TV)
- Zeus-Striked
Foreign names[]
- Sostén Explosivo (Explosive Brassiere) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Brasier Explosiva (Explosive Bra) - Mexican dub
- Sutiã Chocante (Shocking Bra) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Meaning: Lighting is the "breast" reason not to hold or wear or come in contact with metal during an electric storm.
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