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This category lists the segments featuring the deaths of men and women who are generally easy to hate because nothing satisfies them more than doing whatever they want and letting good things happen to them, even if it's at the expense of others. These a-holes range from raging feminists, to racist, ill-tempered bastards, to extremely unlikeable criminals, to drug traffickers who thought they can get away with selling drugs in supposedly innocent places, to some of the most extremely unlikeable and unsympathetic murderers the show has ever witnessed, to greedy deserters, who have no respect for living and dead soldiers and even to unrepentant rebels who concurrently take their jobs as black market arms dealers that sell a cache of Government stockpiles of weapons to their customers that are almost always from terrorist groups. They tend to feel no remorse for their misdeeds because they feel invincible, but eventually, they will face something they were never ready for, which, of course, is death. Remember this: the bad guys and gals may get their way most of the time, but they'll always get theirs in the end, so, unless they learn from their misbehavior and make some kind of effort to redeem themselves, they can only wind up in this place as soon as they die: HELL! SATAN'S WAITING! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
(Note: Given that we ALL KNOW the overall nature of these victims that are part of the segments falling in this category, it is NOT necessary to put "sent to hell, something else in hell, etc." in the plot of each of those segments. Also, DO NOT add segments that feature the death of good people and especially those that are polite and have tragic deaths, except in exceptional cases like in ReTired and PISS OFFED where both a good person and a bad person die together in the same segment simultaneously)
All items (395)
- Back Broke Mountain
- Back Stabbed
- Backseat Die-er
- Bad Laps
- Bad Max
- Ball 'n Pain
- Ball Sacked
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Category:Bastards
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Category:Bastards & Bitches
- Bats All Folks
- Batter Upped
- Bed Buggered
- Beer Bashed
- Bibli-killed
- Big Boned
- Bitch Zapped
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Category:Bitches
- Blades of Gory
- Blogged Artery
- Blood Bath & Beyond
- Blown Job (201)
- Board Stiff
- Bomb-bino
- Booty Trapped
- Boris Bititoff
- Bot-ily Harm
- Boys 2 Dead
- Bucky Boned
- Bull-heavia
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Category:Bullies' deaths
- Bush Whacked 2: South of the Border
- Bush Whacked 3: Waxed Off
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Category:Busy-bodies
- Butt F***ed
- Butt Plugged
- Car Jacked
- Cast Offed
- Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood
- Catch & Decease
- Caught In A Lye
- Chain Gang Banged
- Chain On You
- Chairway to Heaven
- Cham-Pained
- Chef Boy-R-Dead
- Chemi-Killed
- Chicken Boned
- Clay Achin'
- Cleane-Dead Solution
- Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain
- Cock-A-Doodle-Die
- Coffin Nailed
- Coffin to Death
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Category:Complete Monster
- Cop Out
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Category:Corrupt Officials
- Corset Killed Him
- Crack Piped
- Crate and Buried
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Category:Criminal Deaths
- Critter in the S****er
- Cruci-fried
- Cult Evaded
- D. U. Die
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Category:Darwin Award winners
- De-Coffinated
- De-faced
- De-throned
- Dead Fella
- Dead Fixe
- Dead Kacynski
- Dead Light Green Light
- Dead Me Stallion
- Dead Mime ☺
- Dead Necked
- Dead On Arrival
- Dead-dy Dearest
- Deadliest Catch
- Deaf Jammed
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Category:Death as justice
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Category:Death by racism
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Category:Death from being mean
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Category:Death from being rude
- Death of Sum Young Guy
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Category:Deaths involving illicit sales
- Deep Fried
- Dia de Los Morons
- Die Laughing
- Die-Agra
- Die-arrhea
- Die-brator
- Die-drant
- Die-rect TV
- Died-Zilla
- Dill D'oh!
- Dip 'N Die
- Dog Dead Afternoon
- Doggie Style
- Double-O-Severed
- Dough!!!
- Down With The Clown
- Drivers Dead
- Drone Boned
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Category:Drug Traffickers/Manufacturers
- Drunk Die-er
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Category:Dweebs
- DWI: Dying While Intoxicated
- Dyin' Maiden
- Game Stopped
- Gang Banged
- Gas-Hole
- Glow Job
- Golden Die-angle
- Gone Fission
- Gone Green
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Category:Good Riddance
- Gooed Riddance
- Goon Interrupted
- Gory Holed
- Greased Is The Word
- Great Hanged
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Category:Greedy Deaths
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Category:Greedy people
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Category:Grey Zone Deaths
- Grilled
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Category:Guilty People
- Gum's The Word
- Guns N' Noses
- Hacked Off
- Half-Offed
- Hammer Head
- Handi-crapped (190)
- Handi-crapped (212)
- Hang Dunked
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Category:Harassing deaths
- Hard Balled
- Harmored Car
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Category:Hate Sinks
- Heart Beat Down
- Heim-licked
- Her Own Damn Fault!!!
- Hi-Jack Offed
- Hillary Snuffed
- Him-Paled
- Hole 'n Done
- Homie's Dead
- Hose Whipped
- Hot Shot Part D'uh
- Huffington Toast
- HUMMUS AMONG US
- Hydrate-dead
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Category:Hypocrites