Way to Die #877
"Caulk Blocked"
Name of the death is a pun on "blocked", "caulk", and "cock block"
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"Tina wanted to jump on Little Ron's booty bandwagon. But her butt came up short. So she pumped up its volume, and wound up, butted out."
Date April 25, 1998
Location New York City, New York
Episode this death
was featured in
"If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You"
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"Caulk Blocked", Way to Die #877, is the third death featured in "If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You", which aired on January 5, 2011.

Plot

A wannabe hip-hop queen and aspiring songwriter named Tina gets buttock implants to get the attention of a male rapper named Little Ron who prefers women with big butts (and has dedicated a hit song to those kind of women). However, the surgeon she hired was a fraud, and her "cheek" implants were made of common bathroom caulk instead of medical-grade silicone. The syringe the surgeon used accidentally hit an artery and sent the caulk into her circulatory system where it clogged her heart and led to cardiac arrest.

"Little Ron was on her like white on rice. But Tina had no time to wag her new butt in victory. She started feeling iller than ill, and in 60 seconds went from bad... to worse... to dropping dead right there on the dance floor."

Interviewees

  • Dr. Marc Kern - Clinical Psychologist

Segment Nickname

  • Ass Full Of Caulk (Spike TV website)
  • Caulk‘s Revenge
  • Butt Stoned

Segment Description

Description as seen on the Spike TV website

  • "A girl dies from her faulty ass implants."

Trivia

  • In the German version, Tina's butt needs to have a butt like Jennifer Lopez (Beyonce in the USA version).
  • This death which that narrator described themselves during the CGI.
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