"Caved In", Way to die #80, is the seventh death to be featured on "Crying Over Spilled Blood", which originally aired on July 15th 2012. as part of the series finale.
Plot[]
Zog was a Neanderthal, as in a caveman. He did whatever he could to satisfy his mate, Uba. But it was never enough, Uba was bored with the same old cave and same old food, because all she did was stay in the cave. One day in the prehistoric land, Zog came to his cave with some freshly killed dinosaur meat. but Uba wasn't in the mood for raw meat. Zog on the other hand was horny and wanted to mate, but Uba wasn't gonna do anything until Zog did something about the food and cave. Uba then left to spend the night at her mother's cave. Zog, frustrated did some thinking. While he thought, he threw rocks at a pile of rocks and sparks were created! So he did it some more, and started a small fire! Zog wasn't necessarily the first to discover fire. Since cavemen didn't spread news about the first fire discovery, Zog was the first to discover fire for himself. Soon enough, he was roasting and cooking dino-meat like a dad at a BBQ. But Zog unknowing created the first gas chamber! Zog had no way of knowing about the deadly carbon monoxide smoke that come from a fire, and so he had no idea what to do! In a short moment, Zog started coughing and feeling light-headed. Another moment he was gasping for air and quickly fell unconscious. 2 minutes later Zog suffocated and died, sending him to heaven, and much to the horror of a returning Uba.
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Cast & Interviewees[]
- Michael Hirano Culross - Zog (lead: intended victim)
- Antoinette Mia Pettis - Uba (lead)
- Amy Parish - (Anthropologist)
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - (Orthopedic Surgeon)
Trivia[]
- This death is currently the oldest one on record, (2nd place: My Big Fat Greek Death; which happened in 560 B.C. creating a gap of 1,499,440 years).
- This death happened in what is now Encino, California. Back then California, along with the rest of the west coast was actually a subcontinent called Laramidia. It was separated from the rest of North America by the Western Interior Seaway.
- This is the last historical death of the series.
- This is also the final death in the series to be interviewed by Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan.
- In the Latin American Spanish dub, this death have the same name as Extinguished (Extinguido).
Goofs[]
Anachronisms[]
- This is set in 1,500,000 B.C. Neanderthals lived between around 330,000 and 28,000 years ago.
- Also, humans and dinosaurs never co-existed.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Neander-Fall (Spike TV)
- Caveman Era-sed
- Die-Co (parody of Geico)
Foreign Names[]
- Extinguido (Extinguished) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Mono-Xidado (Mono-Xidated) - European Spanish dub
- Enfumaçado (Smoky) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Napalony (Horny) - Polish voice-over
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