"Cham-Pained", Way to Die #593, is the fifth death to be featured in "Wild Wild Death", which aired on November 21, 2011.
Plot[]
Heather, an obnoxious, ill-tempered stolen art auctioneer, is given permission by her crooked-minded boss to operate a stolen art auction, which will open with a champagne fountain.
When the auction begins, Heather resolves to run the champagne fountain by herself, while standing on a chair. When the cork of the champagne hurls into Heather's eye, she falls back into the pyramid of glasses behind her.
The glasses impaled into her body made her bleed to death, but what resulted in her death was an impalement wound in the brachial artery, killing her instantly within four minutes, sending the greedy art thief to hell where she belongs.
Transcript[]
Narrator: With no confidence in the rent-a-help, Heather decides to pour the bubbly herself. Bad idea.
(Heather got hit in her eye by the cork, she screams and falls backward into the pyramid of glasses behind her. [] is playing, the glasses impaled into her body make her bleed out, dies on the table)
David Svoboda:
Narrator: With $8,000 worth of crystal embedded in her body, Heather went from toasting to toast. When it came time for her to toast, she went bottoms up. Cheers.
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Erin Coker - Heather (Lead; Intended victim)
- Jarret Palmer - Art Historian
- David Svoboda - EMT paramedic
Segment Nicknames[]
- Champagne Toast (Spike TV)
- Busted Glass
- Broken Glass
- Shattered Glass
- Wedding-Crasher
Trivia[]
- Heather's death is similar to that of Handy's death in Happy Tree Friends web series episode, "Shard at Work", Disco Bear's death in Happy Tree Friends TV episode, "Mime to Five", Lindsey's death in Polly Want To Crack Your Spine?, Alexis's death in Sky Scraped, Daniel's death in Last Strike, Tamara Mason's death in Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan and Perry's death in Wedding Crasher.
- This also happened to singer Charmayne Maxwell.
- No CGI version of Heather got stabbed by a cork in the eye.
- For some reasons, the CGI human was t-posed for unknown reasons, probably due of errors.
Foreign Names[]
- La Champaña Que Cayó Mal (The Champagne That Fell/Felt Wrong) - Latin American Spanish dub
- La Última Copa (The Last Glass) - European Spanish dub
- Cristalizada (Crystalized) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- Taniyan kopa (Broken Glass) - Lazoran dub
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