"Colon-gross-opy", Way to Die #730, is the seventh and last death featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on November 7, 2011.
Plot[]
Roommates Sandra (Anne McDaniels), Mike and Jeff have passed time away with contests, from beer-bonging and burping to nitrous-sucking. Sandra, who grew up with her three older brothers, is the most-competitive. However, she always ends up losing to Mike and Jeff lately. One day, a farting contest is announced. Mike and Jeff go out to buy beans and broccoli for the event and Sandra begins to devise a plan to cheat using the leftovers from the "whip it" contest, she sticks a can of whipped cream up her butt to get the compressed gas into her colon. However, her plan backfires when the nitrous oxide gas from the can causes rapid freezing and immediate necrosis of the intestinal tissue, causing swelling and massive bleeding and she begins to scream making Mike and Jeff hear her, Sandra drops dead on the couch and Mike and Jeff go into the house to see if she's okay, at that moment Sandra's butt emits a gas with blood and dead tissue on top of Mike and Jeff looks at them horrified and disgusted.
"Today, Sandra wasn't going to leave anything to chance when the inevitable farting contest arose. She had a sure fire plan to blow these boys away. While her roommates were out buying fart-inducing beans and broccoli, Sandra got busy with a leftover from the 'Whip It' contest, an unused can of whipped cream. Her idea was to blow the compressive gas up her colon, then, when the time came, she'd rattle the rafters. She gassed up and then backfired."
Transcript[]
Narrator: Today, Sandra wasn't going to leave anything to chance when the inevitable farting contest arose. She had a sure fire plan to blow these boys away. While her roommates were out buying fart-inducing beans and broccoli, Sandra got busy with a leftover from the 'Whip It' contest, an unused can of whipped cream. Her idea was to blow the compressive gas up her colon, then, when the time came, she'd rattle the rafters. She gassed up and then backfired.
Sandra: (SCREAMS) Oh, god!!!!
Mike: Sandra, are you okay?
(As her friends return, Sandra farts blood, meaning of death)
Mike: Oh... Awwww! I'm covered in ass blood!
Narrator: Sandra was a tomboy who tried to go toe-to-toe with the guys. But when it came time to let it rip, she filled it up, and blew out her own... gas-ket.
Mike: I'm covered in ass blood!
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Anne McDaniels - Sandra (lead: intended victim)
- Brent Chase - Mike (lead)
- Jesse Welch - Jeff (lead)
- Rhonda Fenn - Herself (Sex Therapist)
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Himself (Surgeon)
Trivia[]
- This is similar to an incident with a teen whip making.
- This death takes place 2 Listed years after Levofloxacin.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Colon Gross (on Spike TV)
- Gross Anatomy
- Farting Restrictions
Foreign Names[]
- Colon-Asco-Pia (Colon-Gross-Opy) - Latin America Spanish dub
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