"Colon-gross-opy", Way to Die #730, is the seventh and last death featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on November 7, 2011.
Plot[]
Roommates Sandra, Mike, and Jeff have passed the time away with contests, from beer-bonging and burping to nitrous sucking. Sandra, who grew up with her three older brothers, is the most competitive of the three of them. However, she always ends up losing to Mike and Jeff lately. One day, a farting contest is announced. They go out to buy beans and broccoli for the event and Sandra begins to devise a plan to cheat using the leftovers from the "whip it" contest, she sticks a can of whipped cream up her butt to get the compressed gas into her colon. Yet, her plan backfires when the nitrous oxide gas from the can induces rapid freezing and immediate necrosis of the intestinal tissue, causing swelling and massive bleeding. She begins to scream making Mike and Jeff hear her, Sandra drops dead on the couch. Mike and Jeff go to see if she's okay, and at that moment, Sandra's butt emits a gas with blood, and dead tissue on top of Mike, and Jeff looks at them horrified and disgusted.
"Today, Sandra wasn't going to leave anything to chance when the inevitable farting contest arose. She had a sure fire plan to blow these boys away. While her roommates were out buying fart-inducing beans and broccoli, Sandra got busy with a leftover from the 'Whip It' contest, an unused can of whipped cream. Her idea was to blow the compressive gas up her colon, then, when the time came, she'd rattle the rafters. She gassed up and then backfired."
Transcript[]
Narrator: Today, Sandra wasn't going to leave anything to chance when the inevitable farting contest arose. She had a sure fire plan to blow these boys away. While her roommates were out buying fart-inducing beans and broccoli, Sandra got busy with a leftover from the 'Whip It' contest, an unused can of whipped cream. Her idea was to blow the compressive gas up her colon, then, when the time came, she'd rattle the rafters. She gassed up and then backfired.
Sandra: (SCREAMS) Oh, god!!!!
Mike: Sandra, are you okay?
(As her friends return, Sandra farts blood, meaning of death)
Mike: Oh... awwww! I'm covered in ass blood!
Narrator: Sandra was a tomboy who tried to go toe-to-toe with the guys. But when it came time to let it rip, she filled it up, and blew out her own... gas-ket.
Mike: I'm covered in ass blood!
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Anne McDaniels - Sandra (Lead: Intended victim)
- Brent Chase - Mike (lead)
- Jesse Welch - Jeff (lead)
- Rhonda Fenn - Herself (Sex Therapist)
- Dr. Boyd Flinders - Himself (Surgeon)
Segment Description[]
Description as seen on the Spike TV website:
- "A woman living with two male roommates is sick of losing bets so she cheats at a farting contest by injecting compressed nitrous into her rectum, rupturing her intestines."
Trivia[]
- This is similar to an incident with a teen whip making.
- This death takes place 2 Listed years after Panipenem/betamipron, Piperacillin/tazobactam, Sparfloxacin and Levofloxacin, 4 years before listing Sirolimus, Denileukin diftitox, Gatifloxacin and Moxifloxacin and 10 Listed years after Famotidine and Ofloxacin.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Colon Gross (Spike TV)
- Gross Anatomy
- Farting Restrictions
- Cool-Whip
Foreign Names[]
- Colon-asco-pia (Colon-gross-opy) - Latin American Spanish and European Spanish dubs
- Explos-ânus (Explos-anus) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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