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"Cop Out", Way to Die #107, is the fourth death to be featured in "Locked and Low Dead", which aired on February 29, 2012, along with "Sor-Dead Affair".

Plot[]

There is nothing worse than a bad cop like Officer Dan. He drank on the job, robbed drug dealers and never refused to take a bribe.

Officer Dan had the task he hated the most: Guarding a group of punks who were doing community service cleaning up graffiti against the police. Officer Dan yelled at them to paint. They said they were doing it and that they were doing what they could, Dan was so stupid that he decided to kill time by getting high with a substance that punks used: Thinner, which contained Toluene.

After inhaling the Toluene, he angrily stormed out of his car and started yelling at the punks to continue painting and pointed his gun at them while the punks were trying to calm him down. However, the bad cop suddenly dropped his gun. He bent down to pick it up and accidentally pulled the trigger and shot himself in the head.

The bullet went through his head, destroying his arteries and causing hematomas, edema and an abrupt increase in intercranial pressure. In simple terms, he blew his damn brains out, killing himself and doing the world a favor by sending himself to Hell, leaving punks shocked at his death.

"A bad cop is a blight upon society. They're supposed to serve and protect, not use and abuse. Officer Dan did everyone a favor by taking himself out."

Transcript[]

Narrator: He blew his freaking brains out.

Narrator: Dan was lucky the gun didn't go off, but when he picked it up, not so lucky.

Narrator: A bad cop is a blight upon society. They're supposed to serve and protect, not use and abuse. Officer Dan did everyone a favor by taking himself out.

Cast and Interviewees[]

  • Dave Klec - Officer Dan (lead: intended victim)
  • John J. Jordan - Punk #1 (lead)
  • Alain Mesa - Punk #2 (lead)
  • Andre Myers - Punk #3 (lead)
  • Dr. Caroline Caro - Herself (Molecular Biologist)

Trivia[]

  • Also called "High Authority" on the Spike TV website.
  • This along with Re-Coiled, and Dead-dy Dearest is another accidental suicide, coincidentally they all result in the victim being fatally shot
  • It is based on the death of Lee Miars who accidentally shot himself while using the gun as a prop to tell his story.
  • The name of death makes a reference to the movie called Cop Out.
  • The pistol that kills Dan is a Glock 18 But in the next scene where he drops it, it mysteriously changes into a Beretta 92FS.
  • This is one of 2 deaths in Arkansas. The other is Dog Dead Afternoon.
  • This death is similar to Hose Whipped since both victims were corrupt police officials and both died from brain and skull injuries.
  • The actor who played Punk #2 also played Peter In Erecto-phobia
  • Despite Officer Dan is still going to hell where he belongs, the category "Good people" was added, so that part make no sense.
  • The segment number refers to the police code 10-7, which means out of service.
  • This is one of the only two deaths to occur on the 30th day of the month. The other is Tunnel Vision

Segment Nicknames[]

  • High Authority (Spike TV)
  • Maniac Cop
  • Brain Splat City
  • Painted into a Corner
  • Suicide Squad (Don't confused it with the movie of the same name)

Foreign Names[]

  • Poli-Traumatismo [Wordplay on "Policía" and "Traumatismo") - Latin American Spanish and Spanish dubs
  • Removido (Thinned out) - Brazilian Portuguese dub

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