"Crappy Ending", Way to Die #213, is the fifth death featured in "That's "Mister Death" To You", which aired on July 11, 2011.
Plot[]
On July 18, 2007, in Bangkok, Thailand. An American tourist named Dave visits an erotic massage parlor. During the session, however, he is unable to remain aroused and blames this on a strange buzzing sound within the walls. His frustrated masseuse removes an electrical outlet to check it out and flees in terror when an Asian giant hornet flies out and stings her client. Dave kills the hornet, but her pheromones attract the rest of the swarm, which proceed to sting Dave to death, sending him to Heaven.
Transcript[]
(Crappy Ending is playing, view of Thailand; Dave knocks the door)
Narrator: There are 200,000 sex workers in Thailand and Dave was determined to visit 'em all. Mi Yung's massage parlor was famous for cutting right to the chase.
(Mi-Yung takes off her robe to show her black bikini)
Dave: Woo, nice... I like that.
Narrator: She started with a happy ending.
(The sex massage begins...)
Dave: (Panting) Ah... Yeah, I like that. Oh, that's good...
(Some seconds have passed)
Narrator: But after a month of hard sex touring, Dave was rubbed out.
Mi Yung: Focus!
Dave: Yeah, I am.
-Dave: I'm focused, okay?
-Mi Yung: Focus.
(Mutants is playing)
Dr. Ava Cadell: 5% of men who are 40 or under already have male sexual dysfunction. Delayed ejaculation is when a man can't ejaculate. Psychological causes include anxiety, fear of performance or depression.
(Crappy Ending is resuming, Dave still doesn't ejaculate)
-Mi Yung: Come on! Please!
-Dave: What do you want me to do?
Narrator: A buzzing sound was messing with Dave's concentration.
(Beatflux is playing)
Dave: You don't hear that?
Mi Yung: No.
Dave: I can't concentrate with that buzzing.
Mi Yung: Where?
Dave: It's- I don't know, but the outlet or something.
Mi Yung: Okay.
-Dave: Oh... Jesus...
-Narrator: Mi Yung had a look,
(Mi Yung kicks the outlet and takes a look by pull the outlet, [] is playing)
Mi Yung: (Screams) 蜂 !!! (Hachi!!!) (Wasp!!!)
Narrator: and Dave was introduced to the world's scariest insect:
(The wasp stings Dave left chest)
Dave: (Screams of pain)
Narrator: The Asian giant hornet.
Dave: What the-?!
([] is playing)
Jules Sylvester: In Japan alone,
(Footage of the Asian giant hornet is shown)
Jules Sylvester: this flying tiger, this...Asian hornet, kills more people than any other animal that's including spiders, snakes and many other venomous animal put together. When the scout goes out he actually has a pheromone. The signal is out it's like a radio wave, here they come.
(Dave angrily throw the hornet away, [] is playing)
Dave: Damn, that hurts!!
Narrator: The scent from the dead hornet brought out the rest of the nest.
(As the other hornets saw their dead friend, begin to attack Dave)
Dave: No...!! NOOO!!! Ah! Ah! Aaah!!
Narrator: And after multiple stings, Dave's sex tour hit a dead end.
Dave: Ah-
([] is playing, CGI Asian giant hornet stings the human skin to the blood vein, injects toxic; not only that, the organs melt as well)
Jules Sylvester: The stinger alone is quarter of an inch long. Mandaratoxin is the actual venom. That's the toxin that does the damage. There's so much of it. There's like 10 times more than a bee would ever give you, he's gonna start melting from the inside out, rotting, it actually eats all the way down to the bone, he was dead in several minutes.
(Recap, Bittersweet Ending is playing)
Narrator: Dave was an oversexed sex tourist.
Mi Yung: Focus!
Narrator: Who went from horny...
Dave: Ah...
Narrator: to hornet...
Dave: NOOO!!!
Narrator: to dead. Are you happy with "that" ending, Dave?
(The scene cut from Dave's dead face to the beckoning cat, the gong rings)
Cast & Interviewees[]
- Philip Hersh - Dave (lead:intended victim)
- Kim Kita - Mi Yung (lead)
- Dr. Ava Cadell
- Jules Sylvester
Trivia[]
- There was another death segment about the hornets from their nest. See Way to Die #199, Me so Hornet.
- Dave's death is similar to that of Palmer Munchie's death in Mastur-bitten.
- This is the first and only death to take place in Thailand.
- This death shares its number with Ass-Hoppered. Coincidentally, both deaths are insect related.
- It is based on deaths by Asian giant hornets.
- Hachi is Japanese for wasp.
Segment Nickname[]
- Happily Never After
- End of a Hornet Line
- End Of Story About Hornets
- Hor-Death
- Buzz Killed
- S***ty Ending
Foreign Names[]
- Final Infeliz (Unhappy Ending) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Final Ferrado (Screwed Ending) [A play on "Ferrado" (Screwed) and "Ferroado" (Stung)] - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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