Way to Die #204
"Cream-ated"
Name of the death is a pun on "cremated"
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"Milk is good for you, but too much good can be bad. A lesson Bernard learned the hard way when things turn sour. Got death?"
Date August 20, 2008
Location La Crosse, Winconsin
Episode this death
was featured in
"Gratefully Dead"
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"Cream-ated", Way to Die #204, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "Gratefully Dead", which aired on January 13, 2010.

Plot

A man named Bernard who suffered mental and sexual abuse from his sadistic uncle Tim in a cow costume develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udders. On this particular occasion, he is kicked in the head when he accidentally bites the cow's teat, and dies when his brain bleeds out inside his skull.

"Milk is good for you, but too much good can be bad. A lesson Bernard learned the hard way when things turn sour. (UK version)

Interviewees

  • Alex Katehakis - Psychotherapist
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab

Foreign names

  • Descremado (Skim) - Latin American dub.
  • Übler Kuhhandel (Evil cow trade) - German dub
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