Cream-ated

Way to Die #204
Cream-ated
Name of the death is a pun on "cremated"
"Milk is good for you, but too much good can be bad. A lesson Bernard learned the hard way when things turn sour. Got death?"
Information
Date	August 20, 2008
Location	La Crosse, Wisconsin
Episode this death was featured in	Gratefully Dead
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"Cream-ated", Way to Die #204, is the seventh death to be featured in "Gratefully Dead", which aired on January 13, 2010.

Plot

A man named Bernard who suffered mental and sexual abuse from his sadistic uncle Tim in a cow costume develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udders. On this particular occasion, he is kicked in the head when he accidentally bites the cow's teat, and dies when his brain bleeds out inside his skull.

"On this particular trip to the dairy queen, Bernard got milk, and then some. Cow milk is really good for baby cows, not weirdos looking for a lactose injection. He clamped down a little too hard on a teat, and the cow went in for tact...and that was that."

Interviewees

• Alex Katehakis - Psychotherapist
• Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab

Trivia

• The picture in the end was in motion, the same as Habeas Corpse, Anger Damagement, Samurai Death Squad, Withdrawn, Waste Dead, and Electro-Cutie; if you look closely, flies fly around his body.

Foreign names

• Descremado (Skimmed) - Latin American Spanish dub.
• Übler Kuhhandel (Evil Cow Trade) - German dub

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