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"Cream-ated", Way to Die #204, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "Gratefully Dead", which aired on January 13, 2010.


A man named Bernard who suffered mental and sexual abuse from his sadistic uncle Tim in a cow costume develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udders. On this particular occasion, he is kicked in the head when he accidentally bites the cow's teat, and dies when his brain bleeds out inside his skull.

"Got death?"


  • Alex Katehakis - Psychotherapist
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab


Foreign names

  • Descremado (Skim) - Latin American dub.
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    Übler Kuhhandel (Evil cow trade) - German dub