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Way to Die #704
Name of the death is a pun on "crucified"
Perry promised salvation, but sold his followers a false bill of goods. In the end, he finally...saw the light.
Date July 19, 1978
Location Chattanooga, Tennessee
Episode this death
was featured in
"Young, Dumb, and Full of Death"
"Tanked Girl"

"Cruci-Fried", Way to Die #704, is the third death featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.


A phony miracle healer and minister named Perry removes the ground from a three-pronged electrical plug to a microphone amp in hopes of getting rid of an annoying hum emitting from the machine. During the service, he steps into a baptismal pool while holding the microphone and is inadvertently electrocuted, sending this con-artist straight to hell.

"There'll be no resurrecting this con-artist."


  • Richard Lichten (Retired Police Officer) - Only on DMAX dubs
  • Dr. Pavel Bindra (Cardiac Electrophysiologist)

Segment Nickname

  • Seeing The Light
  • Seeing the Dark Light
  • Die-Crophone
  • Microwave Microphone


Foreign names

  • Crucifrito (Crucifried) - Latin American dub.
  • Cruci-Frito (Cruci-Fried) - Spanish dub.