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"Cruci-fried", Way to Die #704, is the third death featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.

Plot[]

A phony miracle healing minister named Perry is seen bribing actors to "heal" them during his ceremonies, clearly using his pastor position to make money rather than any religious calling. He also has a metal tub for his "baptism" ceremonies. Prior to the service, he removes the ground from a three-pronged electrical plug to a microphone amp to get rid of an annoying hum emitting from the speaker. During the service, he steps into the metal baptismal pool while holding the microphone, inadvertently completing the current due to the lack of the ground and is immediately and fatally electrocuted, 110 volts of God's power passed through his sinful body, stopped his heart and sent him to hell, then he fell into the tub stiff as a board as his partner and mistress, Cammi, cries in sorrow.

Transcript[]

(Recap, [] is playing)

Narrator: Perry promised salvation, but sold his followers a false bill of goods.

(Music Box Death is playing)

Narrator: But in the end, he finally...saw the light.

Cammi: (voice breaks) Oh, no, Perry!

Cast & Interviewees[]

  • Frank Piciullo - Perry (lead:intended victim)
  • Franklin Ruehl - Old Man
  • Richard Lichten (Retired Police Officer) - Only on DMAX dubs
  • Dr. Pavel Bindra (Cardiac Electrophysiologist)

Segment Nicknames[]

  • Seeing The Light
  • Seeing the Dark Light
  • Die-Crophone
  • Microwave Microphone
  • Bap-die-zed
  • Cruci-Shocked

Trivia[]

  • Based on the death of Stone The Crows guitarist Leslie Harvey.
  • Franklin Ruehl, who was interviewed in Booby-Zapped, Cult Evaded, and Reef Stew, appears in this segment as an elderly man whom Perry does a "miracle" on by helping him walk by himself. He also appeared in Dead On Arrival.
  • In the Spanish and German dubs, it shares the number 104.
  • Perry's death is similar to that of Petunia's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode, "Home is Where the Hurt Is".
  • This death takes place 23 years before Just Plane Dead, 30 years before Succu Offed, 32 years before Handi-crapped (212) And 33 years before Ghost Busted.
  • this is based off of the death of Kyle Lake.

Foreign Names[]

  • Crucifrito (Crucifried) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Cruci-Frito (Cruci-Fried) - Spanish dub

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