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Way to Die #557
Name of the death is a pun on "departed"
"Jolene thought she could lure a hunk in her bunk. But in the end, she just couldn't.....keep it.....together." (US Version)

"Jolene was hoping she could turn some heads. But in the end, she didn't have......the stomach for it." (UK Version)

Date September 20, 2008
Location Reno, Nevada
Episode this death
was featured in
"Dead Wrongs"
"Her Own Damn Fault!!!"
"Mile Die Club"

D-Parted (a.k.a. "Blade Sunner"), Way to Die #557, is the fifth death featured in "Dead Wrongs" which aired on September 28, 2010.


Jolene, who was divorced, attempts to seduce a construction crew, while the foreman unsuccessfully tries to get his colleagues back to work. While Jolene removes her tank top and asks the workers to put suntan lotion on her, the guy using the concrete saw gets distracted and loses control, launching the blade, right into Jolene's yummy tummy, splitting Jolene in half, and she dies, sending her to heaven as the construction crew reacted to her death in horror.

"Cause of death? Everything."

Cast and Interviewees

  • Christina DeRosa - Jolene (lead: intended victim)
  • Emilee Wilson - Herself (sex expert)

foreign names

  • partida (parted) - brazilian dub


Foreign names

  • Seducción y Disección (Seduction and Dissection) - Latin American dub.
  • Partida (Sliced) - Spanish dub.