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BACKGROUND VOICE (DUE TO THE ORIGINAL BEING ERASED THIS IS THE UK VERSION):ARE YA GETTIN TIRED? I HOPE YOU'RE NOT GONNA FALL ASLEEP DURING THE EPISODE? YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE SMOKER WHO TRIED TO QUIT THE FUNNY DUDE WHO CAN DO TRICKS TO FATE THE DR THAT COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH HIS MEDICAL LIFE THE GUY THAT GOT EATEN BY HIS OWN PET THE DEER HATER WHO COULDN'T GIVE LOVE THE SWIMMER WHO COULDN'T LEAVE THE RAY THE PIPER THAT PLAYED A DEADLY NOTE & FINALLY THE KARATE STAR WHO GOT CARRIED AWAY;I'M CHALLENGING YOU;YOU BETTER STAY AWAKE;YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE FOR MISSING THE NEXT EPISODE OF 1000 WAYS TO DIE*THE WOLVES MAUL THE OWNER AS THE SHADOW FALLS & THE HEART SHOWS THE LOGO*
BACKGROUND VOICE (MEGAPHONE):Warning the stories portrayed in this show are based on real events & deaths & are extremely graphic