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Way to Die #290
Name of the death is a pun on "defaced"
"A drunk Wilbur was preparing with the harsh Minnesota winter...

It turned into a face-off. Wilbur lost, and his face... came off."

Date January 22, 2003
Location St. Cloud, Minnesota
Episode this death
was featured in
"Dirt Nap"
"Chippin Dale"
"Dumb Skull"

"De-faced", Way to Die #290, is the fifth death to be featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on November 7, 2011.


Wilbur was an abusive husband and father who bought a snow-blower due to the weather. Wilbur's wife left the basement because she didn't want to listen to him anymore. After that, Wilbur drank a beer, which then started his death clock. In his intoxicated state, along with the snow-blower filling the room with carbon monoxide, and just as he is about to try and oil the spinning blades of the snow-blower, he falls face first into them in which they all slam into his skull and slices his brain off, causing massive bleeding within his skull, killing him within seconds and sending the drunk and selfish husband and father to the hell where he belongs. By the time his wife came in, she was horrified to see his faceless corpse.

"A woozy Wilbur decided it was the right time to oil the spinning blades of the blower. Mmmmmmaybe not."

Cast and Interviewees

  • Louis Graham - Wilbur (lead; intended victim)
  • Serena Harpers - Wilbur's Wife
  • Jon Wright - Meteorologist
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Interventional Pain Physician

Sister segment

Chippin' Dale

Segment Nicknames

  • Snow No (Spike TV)