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"De-throned", Way to Die #259, is the last death featured in "Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death", which aired on December 8, 2010.

Plot[]

Duke, a first-class A number 1 bastard, forces a cocktail waitress, Cherry, to serve him by cleaning up his messes to pay off a debt. After Duke cleans his motor engine with gasoline and goes to another biker rally, Cherry cleans up the gasoline, throws it away into a toilet without thinking, and forgets to flush it. After Duke returns, he feels like taking a dump, so he goes to the bathroom and lights a cigarette. After throwing the lit cigarette into the toilet, the combination of methane from the feces and the gasoline ignites, results in an explosion, causing Duke to fly off the toilet seat like a rocket. Duke dies from the explosion stopping and rupturing his veins as well as shattering his pelvis, much to the delight of Cherry, as she is now free from the bastard biker, who ends up going straight to Hell.

Transcript[]

([] is playing)

-Duke: (Laughs)
-Narrator: Duke, was a first-class A number 1 bastard.

Duke: What are you doing over here? The mess is over here.

(Duke purposely pours his beer on his left)

-Narrator: Cherry was a down on her luck cocktail waitress, who made the mistake of borrowing money from Duke, to pay back a gambling debt.
-Duke: (Laughs)

Duke: Get a move on, Cherry! 'Fore it stains the carpet!

Narrator: Being a mean, cruel son-of-a-bitch, Duke was making Cherry pay it off by being his personal slave.

(After Duke eats the piece of burrito, he purposely spits on the carpet to make Cherry clean it)

Duke: You missed a spot. (Laughs)

(Later, Duke cleans the pieces of motorbike, Sneaking Suspicion is playing)

Narrator: Duke did everything he could to make Cherry's time there a living hell. Like, cleaning motorcycle parts in the living room, with gasoline.

Duke: Cherry! Clean up this mess, I'm heading out with the boys!

(Duke goes away for a while, meanwhile Cherry did her best to clean the "hell")

Narrator: She did her best to accommodate the ill-tempered Duke, a few more weeks and she'd be all square, and out of there.

(Duke returns, Angry Ed is playing)

Cherry: I got the place clean for you.

Duke: Oh... You missed a spot.

(Duke tosses his beer can, forcing Cherry to clean it)

Duke: I'm gonna take a dump.

Narrator: Taking dumps was the one thing Duke excelled at.

(Duke starts smoking while taking a dump)

Narrator: Nobody could let it fly like this guy. But this dump was about to take a turn for the worse.

(Here's the flashback..., [] is playing)

Narrator: While Duke was out, Cherry cleaned up the spilled gasoline.

(Cherry pours gasoline out of the bucket to the toilet bowl)

Narrator: Without thinking, she dumped it in the bowl, but forgot to flush.

(Back to Duke taking dump, Creepy Death is playing)

Narrator: So when Duke celebrated another successful bowel movement with a smoke... you know what hit the fan.

(Duke throws his cigarette on the bowl, causing an explosion, flies off; Magician Suspense is playing, CGI showcases gasoline in the toilet, the human farts on it, throws cigarette on the bowl, causes an explosion)

David Leslie: It's not the liquid itself that burns, but the vapors that created by the liquid. The contents that were already in the toilet, combine with the natural methane gas and when the cigarette was add it to the mixture, it gained the ignition source and it blew up.

(Replay of Duke throwing cigarette on the bowl, flies off)

Narrator: Duke's lard ass was launched off the crapper like a scud missile.

(Cherry surprises as she heard an explosion from the bathroom, Duke's corpse is shown, Precussive Crime Science is playing)

Dr. Daniel Kharrazi: With a close proximity explosion to the perennial and pelvic region, the force that's transmitted to that region can cause significant disruption of the pelvic elements. That can cause immediate disruption of the blood vessels and causes exsanguination, which causes death very quickly.

(Innocent Death is playing)

Narrator: And so, another douche bag bites the dust. Let's take a moment while we offer this crapped out creep a few last words.

(Recap)

Duke: (Laughs)

Narrator: Hey, Duke... blow it out your ass!

(Duke flies off after throwing cigarette on the bowel, Cherry smiles as she heard the explosion of the toilet, satisfied about Duke's death)

Cast and Interviewees[]

  • Jenn Barlow (as Jennifer Colwell-Barlow) - Cherry (lead)
  • Hawk Walts - Duke (lead: intended victim)
  • David Leslie - Retired Firefighter
  • Dr. Daniel Kharrazi - Orthopedic Surgeon

Trivia[]

  • This death is based on this urban legend.
  • Also called "Bowel-Ed Over" on the Spike TV website.
  • Cherry's actress Jenn Barlow married an ER doctor named Jordan Wagner in 2019. Wagner has a YouTube Channel called Doctor ER where he reacts to injuries in media and even reacted to 1000 Ways to Die with Barlow.
  • This death is praised as one of the funniest in the series.

Segment Nicknames[]

  • Bowel-ed Over (Spike TV)
  • Toilet Bowled
  • Gas Destruction
  • Flushed, Flung, and Finished
  • Biker Blast-off
  • Toilet Terminator

Foreign Names[]

  • Destronado (Dethroned) - Latin American Spanish and European Spanish dubs
  • Gefeuert! (Fired!) - German dub

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