"Dead Fixe", Way to Die #554, is the fourth death to be featured in "Die-abestic", which aired on February 1, 2012.
Plot[]
Sebastian is a food critic notorious for writing negative reviews on the restaurants he visits, some restaurants even closed due to his bad-mouthing reviews.
One day, Sebastian visits a newly opened restaurant called Cafe Vistro. One of the waitresses, aware of the critic, hatches up a plan with the chef to get him to write a good review: To get him drunk off martinis. However, in his drunkenness, he accidentally gobbles part of an olive toothpick, while consuming the meals given to him.
Two days later, while documenting his bad review on Cafe Vistro, Sebastian begins to suffer from peritonitis caused by an abscess the toothpick formed in his intestines, which he assumes was just indigestion.
However, when he visits the next restaurant, he vomits blood induced by his peritonitis and dies shortly after from blood loss, and sending him to hell where he can negative reviews all he wants.
Trancript[]
Cast and Interviewees[]
- John Samaha - Sebastian (lead: intended victim)
- Katie Locke O'Brien - Cafe Waitresses (lead)
- Gustavo Arellano - Journalist
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Interventional Pain Physician
Transcript[]
(Recap, Death by Bells is playing)
Narrator: Sebastian loved sticking it to other restaurants, until Cafe' Fate served him a dish called... death.
Trivia[]
- Also called "Critical Condition" on the Spike TV website.
- Based on the death of author Sherwood Anderson.
- The CGI re-enactment shows him skinny, and having swallowed the whole sword-shaped toothpick.
- The appearance of the Sebastian is almost very similar to the Carville.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Critical Condition (Spike TV)
- Die-nial of Service
- Fork Off
- Olive or Death
- One Starred (Too Low)
Foreign Names[]
- Servido en Bandeja (Served on Tray) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Ración de Muerte (Ration of Death) - European Spanish dub
- El gordo se derrumba, y no se lo tumba. (The fat man collapses, and he is not knocked down) - Pluto TV Spanish dub
- Abgespeist (Fed Off) - German dub
- Ma kasam “Komer” an ki, malian morti! (Is it Going to “Eat”, It Dies!) - Lazoran dub
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