Way to Die #554 | |
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"Dead Fixe" | |
Name of the death is a pun on "prix fixe" | |
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"Sebastian loved sticking it to other restaurants, until Cafe' Fate served him a dish called... death." | |
Date | March 22, 2009 |
Location | Boston, Massachusetts |
Episode this death was featured in |
"Die-abestic" |
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"Dead Fixe", Way to Die #554, is the fourth death to be featured in "Die-abestic", which aired on February 1, 2012.
Plot
Sebastian is a food critic notorious for writing negative reviews on the restaurants he visits, some restaurants even closing due to his bad-mouthing reviews. One day, Sebastian visits a newly-opened restaurant called Cafe Vistro. One of the waitresses, aware of the critic, hatches up a plan with the chef to get him to write a good review: get him drunk off martinis. In his drunken state, he accidentally swallows part of an olive toothpick while eating the meals given to him. Two days later, while writing his bad review on Cafe Vistro, Sebastian begins to suffer from peritonitis caused by an abscess the toothpick formed in his intestines, which he believes was just indigestion. However, when he visits the next restaurant, he vomits blood induced by his peritonitis, and dies shortly after, sending the selfish food critic to hell.
Cast and Interviewees
- John Samaha - Sebastian (lead:intended victim)
- Katie Locke O'Brien - Cafe Waitresses (lead)
- Gustavo Arellano - Journalist
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Interventional Pain Physician
Trivia
- Also called "Critical Condition" on the Spike TV website.
- Based on the death of author Sherwood Anderson.
Segment Nicknames
- Critical Condition (Spike TV)
- Way to die
- Season 3 deaths
- Death by hemorrhaging
- Accidental death
- Death by karma
- Death by injury
- Body Damage
- Original Episodes
- Blood Coming From The Mouth
- Bleeding to death
- Rude humans
- Death as consequences
- Death as punishment
- Stomach Damage
- Death from being rude
- Fat People
- Screaming People after Dying
- Victims Yelling for Help
- Witnesses after death
- Deaths based on true stories
- Bastards
- Villain deaths
- Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan
- Deaths that end with doggerels
- Future Deaths
- Bad people
- People with gruesome deaths
- Guilty People
- Irresponsible humans
- Death as justice
- A**holes
- Jerk deaths
- Male victims
- Male deaths
- Death for being rude
- Rude people