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"Dead me Stallion!", Way to Die #568, is the eighth and final segment featured in the Episode "Dead on Dead" that was aired on February 24, 2010.


Deniece hasn't seen her best friend Charline in a long time, so she spends some time with her. Since Deniece is interested in horses, they went to a barn. While checking out the horses, she tells Charline that she's done with her boyfriend Rob. His penis was too small, so Deniece asks Charline if she knows someone with a big penis. She comes up with the idea of doing it with a stallion. At first she refuses to do it, but eventually she tries it out. After seconds of the horse riding her, she falls dead on the floor, sending her straight to Hell, where she belongs. Because the horse's penis is 60 centimeters (or about 24 inches) long, it kept damaging the uterus, which is well-supplied with blood, until she succumbed to exsanguination.

Interviews and Cast

  • Aurora Snow - Pornstar
  • Nance Tapley-Peck - Horse Trainer
  • Dr. Lydia Lam - Trauma Surgeon
  • Nicole Remender - Deniece (lead: intended victim)
  • Martha Regensberg - Charline (lead)

Foreign Names

  • Mach mir den Hengst! (Dead me Stallion) - German dub
  • Жылқы жынысы (Horse Sex) - Kazakh dub


  • This Segment is most likely based on the Death of Mr. Hands (Kenneth Pinyan) who died in 2005 after having sex with a Horse.
  • It is the last deleted death of the show.
  • It is also the only deleted death to be shown in a intro.
  • It replaces Tree Mugger.
  • In The Kazakh And Turkmen Version, This Death Happens In 4 June, 1998, And It Takes Place In Riverside, CA.
  • In the German/Italian dubs, this is the final death of Season 2.

Date and Location in English Version. (Custom Made)