Dead and Deader[]
"Okay, dead-heads, it's time to count your blessings and be thankful you're watching this show and not in it. That's more than we can say for this maniac who's always looking for a better buzz. And how about the man who thought he was taking home a hottie, but wound up taking in a stray bullet instead? Have you been a bad boy? Need a drink? It's time to air out the double-wide and keep your eye on the prize. It's the next episode of 1000 Ways to Die."
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 5.
Originally aired February 15, 2009.
Title reference: Spoofs the 1994 movie title Dumb and Dumber
Note: This is the second episode not to feature the death of a female.
-- This is the Original Episode --
A junkie who loved injury / a man who loves women, not the toilet / a man who knew guns were dangerous / a man gets the alcohol down his liver / a man who loves javelin gets poked / a man gets rubbered out.
Wel-Dead[]
Way to Die #504
John Cook
On March 13, 2005, at House of Steel, in Long Beach, CA. An adrenaline junkie working at a metal shop connects a welder to his ear piercings to administer an electric shock and adrenaline rush. He turns the voltage on the welder to the maximum setting, and the electricity disrupts his natural electrical rhythms, causing cardiac arrest and killing him.
Alt names - John Cooked
Trailer Trashed[]
Way to Die #230
Chuck
On May 1, 1979, at Roger's RV Park, in Aberdeen, SD. A newly married man attempts to unclog his new RV's toilet with bleach since other attempts to unclog it are unsuccessful. The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas, which suffocates him.
Alt names - To Cramps in the Van
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
"Coming up: A stray bullet that strayed too far, and a guy who really needed a drink. Bottoms up."
Nite Capped[]
Way to Die #171
Ronald
On December 31, 2003 - January 1, 2004, at Echo Park, in Los Angeles, CA. A group of revelers celebrate New Year's Eve by shooting a stray bullet into the air. Unfortunately, the bullet comes back down and hits a man in the shoulder several miles away. The bullet goes through his shoulder and pierces his heart, killing him.
Alt names - Fatal Countdown
Sh*t Faced[]
Way to Die #385
Mickey Dunkeler
On September 19, 1983, at Dunkeler's Home, in Sparta, KY. An alcoholic recovering from throat surgery asks his wife to give him an enema consisting of sherry. The alcohol bypasses his digestive tract and is absorbed directly into his bloodstream unfiltered by the liver, causing alcohol poisoning and he later dies.
Alt names - Alcohol Victimized
"Up next: School's out early when the gym teacher gets something in his eye. And... S.W.M. tries S & M and winds up D.O.A. O.M.F.G.!"
Dead Eye[]
Way to Die #197
Coach Jacousky
On May 15, 1993, at Milhouse High, in Glendale, CA. A high school physical education teacher demonstrates the javelin and makes an impressive throw. Running to retrieve the javelin, he turns around and yells to the class, only to impale himself through the eye on the javelin when he turns back around, driving it into his brain.
Alt names - Eye on the Javelin
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Death By Request -- Award Winner".
Domin-a-Dead[]
Way to Die #319
Sam Rickey
On February 27, 2006, at The Kitty Patch, in Tonopah, NV. A 32-year-old virgin goes to a prostibule looking to have sex with a hooker, and chooses between a Pocahontas-like prostitute and a hooker in a French Maid outfit, until he is chosen by a dominatrix, who makes him wear a latex suit and a ball gag as she is punishing him by whipping him with a riding crop. The man soon has an allergic reaction to the latex suit (which he was unaware he had), and to his bad luck, his cries of distress were muffled by the ball gag and the dominatrix thought he was groaning from pleasure, not pain. The allergy only gets worse, and the man dies from a fatal anaphylactic shock.
Alt names - Rubbered Out
Note: This is the first death on the show with an official alternate title.
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
My Will be done-immediately![]
Way to Die #93
On March 4, 1988, at Avalon Ballroom, Catalina, CA. A retired man was enjoying the time of his life. After 40 years of hard work, he was enjoying a party with his wife and friends, dancing and drinking. When he wished he could die holding a cup of glass while he was with them, unfortunately the wish came true immediately, dying of heart attack in front of them with a smile on his face.
Alt names - My Death will Right Away
(This death is absent from the US version)
"When we come back, a Hawaiian vacation hits the rocks when a swimmer goes down and never comes up."
Escape Death Segment 5[]
See the chart about Escaped Deaths.
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