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Death Be Not Stupid

"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 9.

Originally aired March 15, 2009.

-- This is the Original Episode --


Way to Die #502

On May 19, 2002, at Glacier National Park, in West Glacier, MT. A wanted drug dealer hides out in the wilderness. Wanting to get drunk, but having no booze (and not willing to get caught by authorities by setting foot in a bar or liquor store), he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle, thinking he can drink it because it contains ethanol, but is unable to keep it down. When he vomits it back up into his campfire, he is engulfed in flames.

Alt names - Confusing Beverages


Way to Die #1

On November 21, 1987, at Tanaka Residence, in Tokyo, Japan. A young, shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years are too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. One day, after a bottle of plum wine, they try again, and this time succeed. Their hearts were not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both die from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms.

Alt names - Love at First Strike

Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".

Jake N' Baked

Way to Die #518

On December 15, 1990, at H.A. Metal Works, in Long Beach, CA. A narcoleptic metal worker falls asleep in a curing oven. When a friend/co-worker locks him in and turns the oven on to 600 °F for 12 hours, not knowing the man is in the oven, he is burned alive.

Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".

Die It

Way to Die #734

On June 12, 2003, at Darlene's House, in Evanston, IL. A woman, desperate to lose weight, swallows tapewormlarvae. They eat everything she does, and eventually breed, spread throughout her body, and start consuming her internal organs, killing her.

Alt names - As the Tapeworm Turns

Pained Gun

Way to Die #499

On September 20, 2006, in Simi Valley, CA. A pair of high-school boys film themselves doing drive-bys on people with a paintball gun as part of a hare-brained plot to become viral video stars on YouTube. When the gun malfunctions, one of the boys shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph into the larynx of his friend, which breaks his neck and kills him. (This features the youngest person to have been killed in any of the stories to date.)

Note: This features the one of the youngest people to have been killed in any of the stories to date.

Deadliest Catch

Way to Die #283

On July 17, 2000, at Laguna del Perro, in Willard, NM. An easily agitated electrician tries his hand at fishing to calm his nerves, but is frustrated by not being able to make a catch. He strings a 12,000 volt electrical wire into the lake to kill the fish, but accidentally steps off the wooden boat seat with his bare feet onto the metal of the boat floor, electrocuting himself.

Alt names - Electrocuted Fisherman

Escape Death Segment 9

See the chart about Escaped Deaths.

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JamesTherHAMPMaster 19:32, January 22, 2013 (UTC)