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"And now, for the very first time, 1000 Ways to Die presents a new award show...The Deathies."

Note: The selected deaths have been shortened, with some interviewees cut.


The Deathies

"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 55.

Originally aired October 24, 2011.

Sexiest Death

"About a voyeur who gets his head handed to him."

"A gigolo sucks face with a horny granny...and tries to kill the taste with a toxic chemical."

"A shocking story about exotic dancers posing as cheerleaders!"

Historical Death

"A thousand years before Penicillin was invented, an invincible Viking was defeated by a blood infection"

"A Greek peasent becomes his torture device's first victim."

"A Viking tale of brotherly revenge!"'

Death During Sex

"A story of two lovers who climbed inside a giant helium-filled basketball...and never get out."

"About a woman who orgasms at the slightest touch...a condition which her boyfriend thought was funny...until he died."

"About a plumper humper who dies a happy man."

Cosmic Karma

"A clueless doofus gets drilled by a piece of cosmic debris."

"A back-to-nature hippy chick, gives mouth-to-mouth with a dead raccoon."

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Worst Pervert

"A man dresses up like a baby...and breaks his neck after a temper tantrum."

"A sicko with an anal fetish meets his match with a fistful of thermometers."

"A cutie has a thing for hunks...who blew chunks!"

Sports Death

"A group of Japanese American stage jousting matches...in their souped up tuners."

"A snarky cheerleader takes on the whole football team."

"A meathead gym teacher who ends up getting...the shaft."

Dumbest Druggie

"A 70's swinging hair stylist pops one too many ludes and curls up and dies."

"A rock and roller runs out of drugs and suffers a brown-out huffing his own gas."

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Dumbest Death

"A horribly hen-pecked husband watches his wife get mowed down."

"A bonehead biker drops the cue ball down the wrong hole."

"A boy band lead singer is heading for a fall!"

Most Painful Death

"A pool hopper gets nailed on a makeshift slide. Ouch."

"A deadly blade spinning robot turns on his master."

"A cautionary tale of an out-of-control celebrity."

Deathiest Death

"It offers a valuable lesson to us all. Self-liposuction? Really bad idea."

"A tree trimmer realizes a little too late, a wood chipper doesn't just chip wood."

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