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Death Penalties[]

"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 61.

Originally aired January 25, 2012.

Note: This episode only had six deaths, as opposed to the normal seven, with the sixth and final segment being twice as long as the others, making this episode the only episode with six deaths that is not from Season 1.

-- This is the Original Episode --

Recep-Shunned[]

Way to Die #496

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Sandy

On July 3, 2010, in Warwick, RI. An obnoxious wedding singer performs an insulting song, making fun of the groom being tricked into marrying the bride, who is pregnant and has herpes. When the groom goes to punch the singer, the best man tries to calm him down, only to be pushed away into the microphone stand, causing the microphone to lodge in the singer's throat. The wedding singer, as a result, dies from asphyxiation.

Alt names - Wedding Swinger

Dyin' Maiden[]

Way to Die #874

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Clara

On September 4, 1789, in Lyon, France. During the French Revolution, a spy posing as a maid tries to kill a magistrate to get his money, but is stopped by the magistrate's assistant. For committing treason, the maid/spy is sentenced to death by being shoved inside an iron maiden and impaled.

Alt names - Iron Maid

Teri-Yucky[]

Way to Die #358

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Iyoki

On October 5, 2006, in Bremerton, WA. A master chef at a Benihana-style Japanese grill restaurant owns a set of precious knives. One night, the busboy of the restaurant steals the knives to role-play as the chef. When he throws one of them high in the air, he manages to catch it, but it severs a support rope holding up a giant Buddha head decoration. The decoration slams into the busboy and causes him to face plant into the hot grill, which scorches his face and kills him from fatal burns.

Alt names - Burning Japanese

Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".

No Guts... All Gory[]

Way to Die #950

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Jason

On September 23, 2001, in Leesburg, FL. A common street thief who regularly mugs passersby goes after a diving equipment vendor as he's loading his merchandise into his car. The vendor uses a knife to stab at the street thief (despite that fighting back against an armed mugger is ill-advised) and the knife gets lodged in the thief's side. As the thief tries to pull it out, he presses a button that releases a burst of nitrogen (the knife in particular is used to subdue sharks during deep-sea diving excursions), which causes the thief's viscera to explode all over the parking lot.

Alt names - Knife Surprise

She-Manned[]

Way to Die #24

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Lydia

On November 3, 2007, in Venice Beach, CA. A female bodybuilder who works as a fetish actress for weak men who are attracted to physically strong women is taking a bath to prepare for her best customer. While under the influence of muscle relaxants and alcohol, she slips into the water, but gets out before she can breathe in any more water. However, while trying to crush a watermelon between her thighs for her best customer, she chokes to death and dies from dry drowning.

Alt names - Wet & Dry

Apocalypse Harley[]

Way to Die #445

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Harley

On April 16, 2011, in Hollywood, CA. A Marlon Brando-esque mercenary has been hired to take down a Charlie Sheen-esque TV actor who has been in the news for his erratic, misogynistic behavior, and his cocaine abuse. When the mercenary has the actor cornered in his mansion, the actor races to the kitchen to snort cocaine and get his machete. While running circles around the mercenary, the actor trips and stabs himself in the heart with his own weapon. He manages to utter, "Winning!" to one of his live-in prostitutes before dying.

Alt names - Apocalypse Charlie

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Episodes
Season 1
Life Will Kill You - Hard Lives, Easy Deaths - Unforced Errors - Death Over Easy - Dead and Deader - Death Gets Busy - The Lighter Side of Death - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead - Death Be Not Stupid - Cure for the Common Death, Part I - Death: A User's Manual - I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
Season 2
Death On Arrival - Death Bites! - Up With Death - Putting a Happy Face on Death - Bringing in the Dead - Gratefully Dead - Come On, Get Deathy - Death Watch - Waking Up Dead - You're Dead! LOL! - Dead to Rights - Dead on Dead
Season 3
Death On A Stick - Putting A Smiley Face On Death - Stupid is as Stupid Dies - Dead Wrongs - Fatal Distractions - The End is Weird - Hurry Up and Die - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap - Young, Dumb, and Full of Death - Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death - Cure for the Common Death, Part II - Sudden Death - Dying to Tell the Story - If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
Season 4
The One About Dumb People Dying - Getting A Rise From The Dead - Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death - Grave Errors - Killing Them Softly - Better Them Than Us - Dead Before They Know It - Stupid Is As Death Does - That's "Mister Death" To You - Death, The New Black - Death Be a Lady Tonight - Today's Special: Death - Eat, Pray, Die - Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead - Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever - Death: One Size Fits All
Season 5
The Deathies - Deadliest Kitsch - Grave Decisions: The Halloween Episode - Dirt Nap - Death Takes A Vacation - Wild Wild Death - Death Penalties - Die-abestic - Star Death: The Last Generation - Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral" - Sor-Dead Affair - Locked and Low Dead
Season 6
Enter the Ferret - Think Globally, Die Locally - Tweets From the Dead - A New App Called Death - Death Certificates - Crying Over Spilled Blood - It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World - Death, The Final Frontier
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