Death Puts On a Dunce Cap[]
"You know, death ain't so bad, as long as someone else is doing the dying. We've got a last supper that'll make you squirm, a misguided hunter who becomes fair game, a soccer fan who blows his own horn, a couple of crackheads who get cracked heads, an aging beauty who loses face, and a multi-orgasmic woman who lives in the 'O' zone. Is there life after death? How would we know? It's the next episode of 1000 Ways to Die."
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 32.
Originally aired November 2, 2010.
Note: This was a mistake episode why?
-- This is the Original Episode --
Tenta-killed[]
Way to Die #959
Kim
On March 14, 2003, in Seattle, WA. An overprotective, traditional South Korean-American immigrant father named Kim who aims to scare away his daughter's boyfriend Reed (a Westernized Korean American) invites him for a traditional South Korean dinner. After the boyfriend Reed eats live prawn and sea worms, Kim requests for him to swallow a live baby octopus. Once the hopeful suitor declines, Kim eats his own, only for the baby octopus' suction cups to attach itself to Kim's trachea, causing him to choke to death.
Alt names - Eaten Alive
Orspasm[]
Way to Die #268
Seth
On December 24, 1993, in Beaverton, OR. A woman who suffers from persistent genital arousal disorder is abused by her sadistic boyfriend, who takes pleasure in making her suffer involuntary orgasms. One day, as the couple climb up the stairs, the boyfriend pokes his lover in the back with a vibrating back massager. The woman goes into one of her spasms and ends up knocking her boyfriend down the stairs. The fall breaks his neck and severs his spinal cord, causing him to suffocate to death.
Alt names - Cluster F**ked
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Cluster Victimized".
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Death By Request -- Runner Up B".
Furdered[]
Way to Die #61
Henry
On June 4, 2010, in Upper Peninsula, MI. A hunter in the Michigan wilderness dressed in the pelt of an animal travels through the forest. After climbing out of one of his own spike traps and falling inches away from a bear trap, he is shot by another hunter who mistakes him for an animal. The bullet enters the man's neck and exits his hip, and he bleeds to death.
Alt names - Pitfall
Vuvu... whatever, he's dead.[]
Way to Die #398
José
On November 21, 2009, in Tucson, AZ. At a soccer match, a soccer-obsessed nuisance buys a vuvuzela and vigorously blows it, straining to blow harder with each successful sound. The pressure caused by blowing the horn nonstop causes a brain aneurysm.
Alt names - Feelin' Horny
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Vuvuzelized".
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Injecti-cide[]
Way to Die #930
Cydra
On January 11, 2008, in Monterey, CA. An elderly, former supermodel and beauty queen injects corn oil into her face to keep her skin looking fresh and beautiful as a substitute for expensive Botox injections. Eventually, the oil makes her bleed out from her eyes and lips and causes cell death in her heart and lungs.
Alt names - Filler' Up
Scratch n' Snuffed[]
Way to Die #220
Carson Harold III
On November 2, 2008, in Hattiesburg, VA. A politician drops dead after being voted out of office, being humiliated by widespread news of a scandal involving visits to South America to see his Brazilian mistress, and going broke after his wife abandons him. When the politician was on one of these trips ten years earlier, he was bitten by a triatominae. After numerous visits and numerous bits, he to develop Chagas' disease, which in turn led to a fatal cardiac arrhythmia.
Alt names - Buggered
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Indecent Insect".
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Implo-dead[]
Way to Die #503
Darnell and Anita
On July 27, 2009, in Baltimore, MD. A crack-addicted couple on the run from the law for committing murder and robbery hide out in an abandoned building, not knowing that it is slated for demolition. When the crew sets off explosives to bring down the building, tons of falling rubble crush the couple to death.
Alt names - Smacked Down
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