"Die-brator", Way to Die #342, is the seventh death featured in "Fatal Distractions", which aired on October 5, 2010.
Plot[]
Freda is the misandristic, sadistic, hateful, psychotic, delusional, Machiavellian, ruthless and sociopathic leader of a fringe feminist party and hate group known as the Centuries of Womyn (C.O.W.), who are notorious for their sexually violent crimes against men.
She returns to her hotel room from a seminar to find a "vibrator" from her lesbian lover, unaware that it's really a 1000-kilovolt taser that resembles a vibrator.
She inserts it into herself and when she turns it on, it electrocutes her causing her to go into cardiac arrest, killing her and sending this enemy of men to the hell where she belonged.
Transcript[]
Freda: Well, women...
Narrator: Take cover, men.
Freda: ... fight back!!
(The feminist leader smashes kiwis with a hammer, chop sausage, which are something you already know the meaning...)
Narrator: The very things we hold precious... are under attack!
Freda: Men are a disease.
(ALL WAR! ALL VIOLENCE! ALL ANGER! CAUSED BY MEN! MEN ARE A DISEASE All propaganda bullshitteries on the board)
Narrator: This is Freda. She's the founder of an ultra radical group of feminists called: Centuries of Womyn. Or...
(We guessed the abbreviation... something mooing...)
Narrator: COW.
Freda: All war, all violence, all aggression, on planet earth, is caused by men.
Narrator: The C.O.W.s are cult of man haters with Freda as their messianic leader. Think David Koresh in a push-up bra.
Freda: Testicles are weapon of mass destruction (WMD). It's time to fight back!!
(Freda smashes kiwis as testicles, cut the sausage as penis)
Orsolya Dunai: Men are considered enemies due to their innate nature of wanting and even needing to control other groups and have power, especially in the world of capitalism, where men seize the power of corporations and social structures for their own gender.
(Police Chase Death is playing)
Narrator: The cows are totally underground and have been linked for several incidents involving humiliating acts of sexual violence, on unsuspecting men...
(Cows applauds to Freda's speech and presentation)
Narrator: in broad daylight.
Freda: TWIST & PULL!!!!
C.O.W.s: TWIST & PULL!!
Freda: TWIST & PULL!!!!!!!!
(Her boring speech's finally over, returning home)
Narrator: Rally over, the fiery Freda would head back to her hotel room and unwind the best way she knew how.
(Freda reads the message from her lesbian lover, Val: "For When You Really Need It!")
Narrator: Sometimes, a woman's best friend is battery-powered.
(Freda takes the taser, she feels thankful to her lover)
Narrator: A new vibrator sent by her lover back home need a workout.
(Freda thinks that this is a vibrator. Ooh, we may know what she's about to do...)
Narrator: But it didn't work out as expected.
Freda: (Moans of pain)
(Freda finally dies, flashback of that "vibrator", [] is playing)
Narrator: It wasn't a vibrator her lover sent to her, it was a 1000-kilovolt electric shock device. What the C.O.W.s referred to as... a "manswer".
(Freda thought this was a vibrator)
Narrator: Freda's new anti-man device sent a shock through her system that SHUT her up, forever...
(Demonic Introduction is playing, CGI taser inserts into the feminazi's genital, tasing, through her heartless heart)
Dr. Pavel Bindra: Even though the tasing was happening from an area distant from the heart, it induced ventricular fibrillation whereby the heart is unable to pump blood out properly... enough to induce cardiac arrest and she died, affectively she's stimulated herself to death.
(Recap of feminazi's speech, Impression Failure is playing)
Freda: It's time to fight back!!
(Freda smashes kiwis as testicles, cut the sausage as penis)
Narrator: Freda formed the COWs because she wanted to wage war on men.
-Freda: TWIST & PULL!!!!
-C.O.W.s: TWIST & PULL!!
(Freda, at the hotel room, uses the taser)
Narrator: Men, you can breathe easier now that...
(Death by Bells is playing)
Freda: (Moans of pain)
Narrator: Freda... can't.
Cast and Interviewees[]
- Elina Madison - Freda (lead: intended victim)
- Orsolya Dunai - Herself (Feminist)
- Dr. Pavel Bindra - Himself (Electro Physiologist)
Trivia[]
- This death is also known as "Pink Tingler" on the Spike TV (now Paramount Network) website.
- Frieda's death is similar to that of Nikolai's death in Chess Pain and Petunia's death in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode, "Home is Where the Hurt Is" and Good Flippy's injury in Happy Tree Friends TV series episode, "Double Whammy Part 2"
- The scrolling text at the bottom part of the screen during Orsolya Dunai's interview mockingly reads "Blah...blah...blah..."
- This is one of two deaths to take place on May 1, 1998, the other being Habeas Corpse.
- This is one of the many deaths to take place on May Day.
- This death also takes place exactly 30 years after Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow, and at the same location.
- This death also takes place exactly Trastuzumab, Infliximab and Etanercept Listed in the same year.
- The name of the tasers the COWs call that electrocuted Freda is of course, an obvious reference to "MANswers", A show on Spike, the same channel 1000 Ways To Die aired on.
- COW could be a parody of NOW (National Organization for Women).
- COWs being made up of criminals is similar to the feminist group fuckh8.
- COW is derived from the word (cow); which, in this case, is used on the context of being a pejorative term for a woman.
- Freda smashes kiwis with a hammer, chop sausage.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Pink Tingler (Spike TV)
Foreign Names[]
- Vibrador letal (Lethal Vibrator) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Muerte vibrante (Vibrating death) - Spanish dub
- Desvibrador (De-vibrator) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
- End-weibt (End-wives) - German dub dub
- Kunihay ka Tumutkan (Lethal to Aggression) - Lazoran dub
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