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"Die-drant", Way to Die #506, is the fifth death to be featured in "The End is Weird", which aired on October 19, 2010.

Introcard

Plot

He was born with all his fingers and toes, he wasn't dropped on his head as a baby, but for reasons even his parents can't fathom, Benny grew up to be the biggest asshole on the block. Benny was a 26-year-old man with the mentality of a 14-year-old who loved to play incredibly dangerous and immature pranks on his neighbors, whether it was putting sugar in the gas tank of someone's car or spreading a neighbor's front porch with oil. However one day, wanted to cause a wreck by flashing a mirror at people who dare to drive down his street. He blasted one car with the mirror and the car hit the fire hydrant. Benny got his wish, but unfortunately for him, Lady Karma had also decided that today was the day he finally got what was coming to him; the hydrant flew towards Benny and struck him in the head with a devastating amount of force, completely shattering his skull, killing him within seconds and sending the psychopathic manchild down to hell where he belongs.

"The mirror was stupid fun for this crapulous creep. But what Benny really wanted was to cause a wreck. He angled the mirror just right. The blinding light hit the perfect spot, and Benny finally got his wish, or... he finally got what was coming to him."

Transcript

(Picture of Benny, as baby, with his parents, being tied up, as a young man to a pig)

Narrator: He was born with all his fingers and toes, he wasn't dropped on his head as a baby, but for reasons even his parents can't fathom, Benny grew up to be a total A-hole.

(Benny pours sugar on the car's gas tank)

Narrator: 26 going on 14, a good day for Benny was destroying somebody's car.

(Pouring oil on the house's entrance)

Narrator: Or cracking open someone's skull.

(Mailman slips, falls)

Benny: (Chuckles)

Narrator: The mean of his pranks were... the more fun Benny had.

(Later, Benny uses a mirror)

Narrator: Even a simple mirror, became a weapon for this neighborhood punk terrorist.

Benny: C'mon, you stupid son of a bitch, come on!

(Benny blinds a pick-up truck driver)

Benny: Yeah! (Laughs) Drive safely!

Narrator: Benny blasted anyone who dare drive down his street.

Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian: By varying angle of the mirror preduspect the incoming ray, you're controlling the angle of reflected way, and therefore your- you can aim it at er... eyes of the driver. Over 97% of the light is reflected.

Benny: ...like fishing the bell.

Narrator: The mirror was stupid fun for this crapulous creep.

(A SUV is coming by)

Benny: Gotta present for ya.

Narrator: But what Benny really wanted was cause a wreck. He angled the mirror just right.

(SUV is losing control)

Benny: (Laughs)

Narrator: The blinding light hit the perfect spot, and Benny finally got his wish.

(The SUV hits the hydrant)

Narrator: Or...

Benny: Woah!

(The hydrant hits Benny's head, causes a massive bleeding)

Narrator: He finally got what was coming to him.

(CGI showcases the hydrant hits the skull)

Dr. Reza Jamehdor: In this situation, there was such significant blood injury, a lot of it was transmitted to the back part of the skull. This created a fracture which a lot from brain tissue to rupt to death incurvating within seconds.

(The skull shattered, recap with Benny playing with the mirror)

Benny: C'mon, you stupid son of a bitch, come on! Yeah! (Laughs)

Narrator: Sometimes when people are as a big a jerk as Benny,

(Benny blinds a pick-up truck driver)

Benny: Gotta present for ya.

Narrator: you don't have to wish them harm.

(The SUV hits the hydrant)

Narrator: They'll just care of it themselves.

Benny: Woah!

(The hydrant hits Benny's head, causes a massive bleeding)

Interviewees

  • Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian - Nuclear Physicist
  • Dr. Reza Jamehdor - E.R. Physician
  • Jerron Snader - Benny (lead: intended victim)

Trivia

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