Die-drant

Way to Die #506
Die-drant
Name of the death is a pun on "hydrant"
'"Sometimes when people are as a big a jerk as Benny, you don't have to wish them harm. They'll just care of it themselves."'
Information
Date	November 21, 2009
Location	Brentwood, California
Episode this death was featured in	The End is Weird
Deaths
Previous	Vermin-ated
Previous	Vermin-ated
Next	Golden Die-Angle
Next	Golden Die-Angle

"Die-drant", Way to Die #506, is the fifth death to be featured in "The End is Weird", which aired on October 19, 2010.

Plot

He was born with all his fingers and toes, he wasn't dropped on his head as a baby, but for reasons even his parents can't fathom, Benny grew up to be the biggest asshole on the block. Benny was a 26-year-old man with the mentality of a 14-year-old who loved to play incredibly dangerous and immature pranks on his neighbors, whether it was putting sugar in the gas tank of someone's car or spreading a neighbor's front porch with oil. However one day, wanted to cause a wreck by flashing a mirror at people who dare to drive down his street. He blasted one car with the mirror and the car hit the fire hydrant. Benny got his wish, but unfortunately for him, Lady Karma had also decided that today was the day he finally got what was coming to him; the hydrant flew towards Benny and struck him in the head with a devastating amount of force, completely shattering his skull, killing him within seconds and sending the psychopathic manchild down to hell where he belongs.

"The mirror was stupid fun for this crapulous creep. But what Benny really wanted was to cause a wreck. He angled the mirror just right. The blinding light hit the perfect spot, and Benny finally got his wish, or....he finally got what was coming to him."

Interviewees

• Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian - Nuclear Physicist
• Dr. Reza Jamehdor - E.R. Physician
• Jerron Snader - Benny (lead: intended victim)

Trivia

• In 2007, Humberto Hernandez, who's a resident in Oakland, California, was killed after being struck in the face by an airborne fire hydrant while walking. A passing car had struck the fire hydrant and the water pressure shot the hydrant at Hernandez with enough force to kill him. Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fire-plugged/
• This is one of the five deaths that occurred on November 21, 2009. The other four are Mudder Sucked, Gooed Riddance, Vuvu...Whatever, he's dead, and Hillary Snuffed.
• This death has the same date and location as Mudder Sucked.