"Die-drant", Way to Die #506, is the fifth death to be featured in "The End is Weird", which aired on October 19, 2010.
Plot[]
He was born with all his fingers and toes, they didn't let him fall on his head as a baby, but for reasons that not even his parents could understand, Benny grew up to not only be a first-class idiot, but also the biggest jerk on the block.
He was a 26 year old man but he looked like a 14 year old teenage boy, Benny was a prankster who loved to play cruel pranks on people like filling the tank of a car with sugar or pouring oil in the driveway of a house, a good day for Benny it consisted of destroying someone's car or opening someone's skull, the meaner Benny's jokes were the more fun he had.
Even a simple mirror could be turned into a weapon for this neighborhood prank terrorist, Benny used the mirror to reflect the light into the eyes of the drivers who passing by his street and he jokingly told them to drive carefully.
Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian: By varying angle of the mirror preduspect the incoming ray, you're controlling the angle of reflected way, and therefore your- you can aim it at er... eyes of the driver. Over 97% of the light is reflected.
The mirror was a stupid fun for that idiot, what Benny really wanted was to cause a wreck, then an SUV appeared, Benny placed the mirror at the right angle, the blinding light hit the perfect spot and the driver crashed into a hydrant which flew and hit Benny in the head, making him get what he wanted but what he wanted came down on him, killing him.
Dr. Reza Jamehdor: In this situation, there was such significant blood injury, a lot of it was transmitted to the back part of the skull. This created a fracture which a lot from brain tissue to rupturing to death incurving within seconds.
Sending this stupid bastard to Hell where he belonged.
Narrator: Sometimes when people are as a big a jerk as Benny, you don't have to wish them harm. They'll just care of it themselves.
Transcript[]
(Picture of Benny, as baby, with his parents, being tied up, as a young man to a pig)
Narrator: He was born with all his fingers and toes, he wasn't dropped on his head as a baby, but for reasons even his parents can't fathom, Benny grew up to be a total A-hole.
(On The Run is playing, Benny pours sugar on the car's gas tank)
Narrator: 26 going on 14, a good day for Benny was destroying somebody's car.
(Pouring oil on the house's entrance, [] is playing)
Narrator: Or cracking open someone's skull.
(Mailman slips, falls)
Benny: (Chuckles)
Narrator: The meaner his pranks were... the more fun Benny had.
(Later, Benny uses a mirror, Quickie Rock is playing)
Narrator: Even a simple mirror, became a weapon for this neighborhood punk terrorist.
Benny: C'mon, you stupid son of a bitch, come on!
(Benny blinds a pick-up truck driver)
Benny: Yeah! (Laughs) Drive safely!
Narrator: Benny blasted anyone who dare drive down his street.
(Technological Nuances is playing)
Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian: By varying angle of the mirror preduspect the incoming ray, you're controlling the angle of reflected way, and therefore your- you can aim it at er... eyes of the driver. Over 97% of the light is reflected.
(Sex Mex is playing)
Benny: ...like fish in a barrel.
Narrator: The mirror was stupid fun for this crapulous creep.
(A SUV is coming by)
Benny: Got a present for ya.
Narrator: But what Benny really wanted was to cause a wreck. He angled the mirror just right.
(The SUV is losing control)
-Benny: (Laughs)
-Narrator: The blinding light hit the perfect spot, and Benny finally got his wish.
(The SUV hits the hydrant)
Narrator: Or...
Benny: Woah!
(The hydrant hits Benny's head, causes massive bleeding)
Narrator: He finally got what was coming to him.
(CGI showcases the hydrant hitting the skull, Epic Rock Piece is playing)
Dr. Reza Jamehdor: In this situation, there was such significant blood injury, a lot of it was transmitted to the back part of the skull. This created a fracture which a lot from brain tissue to rupturing to death incurving within seconds.
(The skull shattered, recap with Benny playing with the mirror)
Benny: Come on, you stupid son of a bitch, come on! Yeah! (Laughs)
Narrator: Sometimes when people are as a big a jerk as Benny,
(Benny blinds a pick-up truck driver)
Benny: Got a present for ya.
Narrator: you don't have to wish them harm.
(The SUV hits the hydrant)
Narrator: They'll just take care of it themselves.
Benny: Woah!
(The hydrant hits Benny's head, causes massive bleeding)
Interviewees[]
- Joe Metzger - Benny (lead: intended victim)
- Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian - Nuclear Physicist
- Dr. Reza Jamehdor - E.R. Physician
Trivia[]
- In 2007, Humberto Hernandez, who's a resident in Oakland, California, was killed after being struck in the face by an airborne fire hydrant while walking. A passing car had struck the fire hydrant and the water pressure shot the hydrant at Humberto with enough force to kill him. Link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fire-plugged/
- This is one of five deaths that occurred on November 21, 2009. The other four are Hillary Snuffed, Mudder Sucked, Gooed Riddance and Vuvu... whatever, he's dead..
- This death has the same date and location as Mudder Sucked.
- Benny wears New Balance shoes.
Segment Nicknames[]
- Fire-F***ed
- Brain Bash
- Hydrant Headshot
- Childhood Revenge Punk
Foreign Names[]
- Hidrante Mortal (Lethal Hydrant) - Latin American Spanish dub
- Por Boca de Incendio (Because of the Fire Hydrant) - European Spanish dub
- Desindrantado (De-Hydrantated) - Brazilian Portuguese dub
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